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Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 15

Hilly Burford and Snotty Boy in “Unfinished Business”

HBHilly Burford

[as a mall Santa] Ho, ho, ho! Merry Chr--[Snotty Boy jumps in his lap] Oof!

Snotty Boy

[yanks Hilly's fake beard and snaps it back] Shut your holiday hole, beardy!

HBHilly Burford

Say, you're a hefty little guy, ain't cha?

Snotty Boy

Now, listen good! Every year, I ask you and your sorry giant behind for the same thing: a Red Ryder BB Taser with double-pump battery action for extra painfulness! But you never bring it to me!

HBHilly Burford

Why, I think I'm losing feeling in my legs.

Snotty Boy

If I don't get a BB Taser this year, you'll be VERY, VERY, SORRY!

HBHilly Burford

I'm already sorry. Sheesh, is it Easter yet?

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