Otis quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Otis

Missed me.

Otis

I will. It's part of a balanced diet.

Little Otis

Huh?

Little Otis

Hot beans. [Little Otis hops on the window and opens it] Hey, beautiful. Heaven must be missing a tiny cow.

Otis

Try the chips.

Otis

Would you like some ketchup with those eyes? [Mrs. Beady throws celery at Otis] Aaah! Celery trauma!

Little Otis

[Recorded] Cleaning is awesome. Who loves sports bloopers? I soiled myself.

Otis

[Objects to Abby] Lies and conjecture, madam. My clone is not crazy about your clone.

Little Otis

Hey, Otis. Guess what? Little Abby and I are going steady. Ah. [Purrs, then winks at Little Abby] Give me a kiss, baby.

Otis

[Shocked] What? Stop it. That doesn't prove anything. Break it up, you two. [Starts to get emotional] They grow up so fast.

Otis

[trying to feed Mr. Beady] Canary goes in the coal mine!

Duke

Let me get this straight. You get rid of the farmer, end up bringing that beady-eyed little dirtbag into the barnyard, and you still expect us to throw you a huge party?

Otis

Pretty much.

Duke

I'll go with that.

Pip

The Quick Fryer Mark IV. Hmm.

Abby

That's a weird name for a stereo.

Otis

Now, now, now, watch and learn, okay? The CDs go in here. [opens the lid] Then you crank up the volume right here. [turns a knob, causing flames to erupt from the machine]

Pip

And then, you run away and scream.

Otis

AAAAH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Otis

Okay, so, not a sound system.

Freddy

[sniffs] Mmm! Something smells scrumptious! [realizing] I mean, disturbing! I knew that thing was evil! E-e-e-evil!

Otis

Stop that.

Abby

Otis, whether we wanna admit it or not, the farmer has purchased-- a barbecue grill.

Pig

Barbecue grill?

Freddy

Yay, I love kebabs! [Bessy looks at him] Sorry.

Pig

I love kebabs too, but not if I know the kebab-ee.

Otis

The farmer is a total vegan, guys.

Bessy

Vegan, my rump! You know what I heard? I heard he ate an entire village down in Mexico.

Otis

'Kay, pretty sure that's not true. The farmer absolutely has no interest in meat whatsoever.

Pip

Here comes the carnivore!