WG Wife of Gob
I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
WG Wife of Gob
No, your sister's husband.
Michael? [angrily] Michael!
WG Wife of Gob
No, that's your sister's brother.
No, I'm my sister's brother. [happily] You're in love with me -- me!
WG Wife of Gob
I'm in love with Tobias.
WG Wife of Gob
I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
I'm afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight.
That may be the worst bluff I've ever heard.
Even the members of Gobias industries agreed on that one.
Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing.
This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.
You got a price tag. Right there.
Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And where did you get that outfit?
No, no, look, you were ... you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just... a turd.
Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want?
This could be where your daughter is headed.
Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.
The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. [thinks for a moment] There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.
She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.
Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."
Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family.
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