Wife of Gob and Gob in “Whistler's Mother”

I'm in love with your brother-in-law.

Gob

You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?

No, your sister's husband.

Gob

Michael? [angrily] Michael!

No, that's your sister's brother.

Gob

No, I'm my sister's brother. [happily] You're in love with me -- me!

I'm in love with Tobias.

Gob

My brother-in-law?

I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.

Gob

To be with your brother.

No!