Michael, this is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling who has no source of income except for you?
Just one? No, no idea. It sounds wonderful, though.
“Whistler's Mother” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Gob (1), Narrator (1), Tobias Fünke (1), George Bluth Sr. (1)
WGWife of Gob
I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
WGWife of Gob
No, your sister's husband.
Michael? [angrily] Michael!
WGWife of Gob
No, that's your sister's brother.
No, I'm my sister's brother. [happily] You're in love with me -- me!
WGWife of Gob
I'm in love with Tobias.
My brother-in-law?
WGWife of Gob
I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
To be with your brother.
WGWife of Gob
No!
I'm afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight.
That may be the worst bluff I've ever heard.
Even the members of Gobias industries agreed on that one.
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