I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” in the form.
S1 E8My Mother, The Car
It would just give Dad one more reason to think that I've got nothing to offer but my looks.
Yeah, I got some of that. Except he also didn't like my looks.
S1 E9Storming the Castle
And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
It sounds a little bit like "dating Mom."
It's starting to feel a little like it.
Since when are you against leather?
Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.
You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?
MAMan at the store
May I help you?
Oh, I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."
MMan
Something that says, "leather daddy"?
Oh, is there such a thing?
I'm a saint, you know. I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
That is nice, but this time it's not enough.
CDCab driver
Where to, mate?
The Gothic Castle.
CDCab driver
Gothic Asshole?
That's what I said.
RRollo
If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car.
Which brother?
RRollo
Gob.
[Michael leaves]
You're the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she had to die.
I know, that's rough for you.
S1 E10Pier Pressure
[to Lindsay] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
[working with Lucille] This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
[working with Lucille] Well, we can go get some ice cream, Gangee. That would be fun, right?
I don't think so. That chubby little wrist of yours is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.
What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.
It's Tuesday.
Shh...
You knew the whole time, didn't you?
Well, sort of. One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.
Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
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