Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle at the airport parking lot, but was waved onto the tarmac instead, where he found a spot close to his gate.
S1 E6Charity Drive
Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. That's Lupe, her sister.
I hope she's okay.
She's awful. Can barely wash a dish.
(loudly) Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. (whispers to Michael) Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish.
S1 E7In God We Trust
[at the prison]
Are all the guys in here... you know? [referencing gay inmates]
Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
Hope?
Think.
What'd she do, get you drunk?
No, we just, uh, well... we -- we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, "He will if I get him drunk." Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh... her words.
I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?
Professional.
[shakes head and walks out]
Did I just wake you up? I didn't even know you were home.
No, Michael, I don't just sleep all day.
Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.
I love Marta.
Mom's housekeeper?
I shall duck behind the couch.
What a pro.
I shall duck behind that little garbage can.
Guy's a pro
(to Lucille) Oh, um ... there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it?
Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office.
(to Michael) Well, if it isn't the boy who lives under the stairs.
S1 E8My Mother, The Car
Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Like it was yesterday.
It was this morning.
You're my third least favorite child.
I can live with that.
Speaking of the surprise party for Lucille.
We (George Michael and I) don't have to go, do we?
This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.
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