[at the prison]
Are all the guys in here... you know? [referencing gay inmates]
Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
Hope?
Think.
“In God We Trust” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (7), Wayne Jarvis (4), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (2), Gob (1), Lucille (1), Narrator (1), George Bluth Sr. (1), Barry Zuckerkorn (1)
What'd she do, get you drunk?
No, we just, uh, well... we -- we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, "He will if I get him drunk." Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh... her words.
I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?
Professional.
[shakes head and walks out]
Did I just wake you up? I didn't even know you were home.
No, Michael, I don't just sleep all day.
Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.
I love Marta.
Mom's housekeeper?
I shall duck behind the couch.
What a pro.
I shall duck behind that little garbage can.
Guy's a pro
(to Lucille) Oh, um ... there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it?
Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office.
(to Michael) Well, if it isn't the boy who lives under the stairs.
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