Swiss Guard quotes from Archer

The good news is my men have apprehended Cardinal Correlli, who immediately confessed to the plot.

Pam

HA-HEY! That is good news!

Lana

You know how the whole the good news is thing works, right?

The bad news is...

Pam

Oh, right.

Pam

So, what are you, like, the Mafia?

Hah! We are like your Mafia...

Lana

Like Seal Team 6 is like the Girl Scouts.

Exactly.

Archer

But the real good news is that we saved the Pope's life!

For which we are grateful. However, we cannot tell these two apart, so...

Archer

So I actually have an idea about that.

Lana

Is it... take them both home, see which one's a better butler, and give the other one back to the Catholic Church?

Archer

Uhh, never mind.