Rona quotes from Archer

Rona

[with Lana's sniper scope] Oh my God, I can see my penthouse!

Lana

Well unless there's a sniper in it...

Rona

Well somebody's in it. Who the fuck's in my fucking penthouse?!

Ray

We are! We're complying!

You! Get your fricking hands up!

Cheryl

You're not my supervisor!

Pam

Shut up, we're gonna go to prison.

Cheryl

No we're not. Say the right stuff, and they just send you to a mental hospital for ten months.

Ray

I just this second realized why you do macrame instead of knitting.

Cheryl

Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward. They were super strict about that.

Rona

These like Kung-Fu monks make this fifty foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape, but it's kelp.

Lana

Ah...

Rona

And you swallow over, like, three days and you start to, y'know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly pull it out of you over three more days...

Lana

Wait, what?!

Rona

It pulls all the toxins out of your body. And you just feel so clean.

Archer

[Eavesdropping] Oh yeah? While you're tangled in a half-mile of shit covered tape? ... Frickin' actresses.

Rona

Lana, hush! If you sit quietly, the toxin should wear off in, like, four hours. But if you struggle, your heart could...

Archer

[Bursting in with his gun drawn] Freeze!