So excuse me for needing some time to grieve.
RipBy tending bar and banging newly weds?
Apparently that's my grieving process.
Played by Patrick Warburton
Archer · 497 quotes
In 3 of the 497 quotes from Archer
Most scenes with: Malory Archer (3)
Scenes with Rip 3
RipA ruse? Hi, it's the 1930s. Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplane back?
RipLet's go, kid.
Call you back, 1930s. And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.
RipYou just killed like ten pirates.
Wow, if the five year old me knew that, he'd get a huge boner.
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