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Archer · Season 3, Episode 1

“Heart of Archness: Part I” quotes from Archer

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“Heart of Archness: Part I” · Season 3, Episode 1

In this episode: Malory Archer (4), Pam Poovey (3), Cheryl Tunt (3), Rip (3), Lana Kane (2), Ray Gillette (2)

What a hunk

Total sploosh.

Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

So excuse me for needing some time to grieve.

By tending bar and banging newly weds?

Apparently that's my grieving process.

A ruse? Hi, it's the 1930s. Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplane back?

Let's go, kid.

Call you back, 1930s. And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.

You just killed like ten pirates.

Wow, if the five year old me knew that, he'd get a huge boner.

After briefing the photogenic bounty hunter, Rip Riley

What a hunk!

Total sploosh.

Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

Everyone else looks towards Ray, waiting for him to say something.

...and whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

But if the emergency beacon is going off -- oh my God, their plane crashed!

(gasps) I said that would happen and it did! What if I have psycho-kinetic powers?!

I dunno, just try to only use em for good.

....no.

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