Randy quotes from Archer

[pointing gun] Don't you move. Don't move a inch.

Ray

What do you mean, "don't move"?! I came to help, you asshole!

Randy

Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off. There's mines all in the yard.

Archer

Ray, to be honest, I'm kind of having second thoughts about this whole thing.

Cheryl

Uh, get in line.

Randy Gillet, where are your manners? Get these folks the map of that damn minefield so they can come inside. [seductively] I've got some nice hot pie for 'em.

Archer

Okay, now I'm having third thoughts.

Ray

Oh, please don't.

Archer

It would be rude not to eat her pie, which I assume is not only hot, but also moist... Although hopefully not flaky.

Ray

So is it just E.Z. coming or...

Randy

No, it's the whole sheriff's department. I'd say twenty men, AR-15s, maybe grenades, oh...dogs! Duh.

Archer

Ray, I'm having fourth thoughts.

Randy

Well I got a few tricks up my sleeve. Janelle, why don't you take Mr. Archer and show him the defensive perimeter.

I'd be delighted.

Ray

[as Archer and Janelle walk out] Well, now, wait a second...

Archer

Fifth thoughts!

Ray

Archer!

Randy

Don't worry, she won't bite. But speaking of, it's about suppertime. You still partial to fried chicken?

Cheryl

[having snapped a rooster's neck] I'll cook it... if someone shaves it or whatever.

Randy

Do you want to have sex with my wife?

Archer

No! I... I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.

Randy

Because we would be amenable to that. Well? Why do you look so nonplussed?

Archer

Because I wasn't sure if you knew what "amenable" actually meant, until you followed it up with "nonplussed."