RG Randy Gillet
[pointing gun] Don't you move. Don't move a inch.
What do you mean, "don't move"?! I came to help, you asshole!
Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off. There's mines all in the yard.
Ray, to be honest, I'm kind of having second thoughts about this whole thing.
J Janelle
Randy Gillet, where are your manners? Get these folks the map of that damn minefield so they can come inside. [seductively] I've got some nice hot pie for 'em.
Okay, now I'm having third thoughts.
It would be rude not to eat her pie, which I assume is not only hot, but also moist... Although hopefully not flaky.
So is it just E.Z. coming or...
No, it's the whole sheriff's department. I'd say twenty men, AR-15s, maybe grenades, oh...dogs! Duh.
Ray, I'm having fourth thoughts.
Well I got a few tricks up my sleeve. Janelle, why don't you take Mr. Archer and show him the defensive perimeter.
J Janelle
I'd be delighted.
[as Archer and Janelle walk out] Well, now, wait a second...
Don't worry, she won't bite. But speaking of, it's about suppertime. You still partial to fried chicken?
[having snapped a rooster's neck] I'll cook it... if someone shaves it or whatever.
Do you want to have sex with my wife?
No! I... I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
Because we would be amenable to that. Well? Why do you look so nonplussed?
Because I wasn't sure if you knew what "amenable" actually meant, until you followed it up with "nonplussed."
I feel sick. What's happening? Do I have cancer again?
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