Kidnapper quotes from Archer

You idiots! This isn't Cheryl Tunt!

Pam

That's what I've been tryin' to tell ya. Between this little gal's love-taps-- [Kidnapper hits Pam in the face] Seriously, maybe see if your daddy'll give you a roll of nickels.

Thanks for getting us inside, Pam. [beat] Someone shoot her.

Pam

Oh, OK, then good luck with all the biometric scanners. Unless you wanna cut off my fingers and scoop out my retinas. [Pause] Oh, don't be dicks!

Would you hurry up?!

Pam

Hey, I'm not the one smashed my eyes into eggplants! Nutsack!