Burt Reynolds quotes from Archer

Burt Reynolds

...You're kidding me.

Archer

I know, it's like, the world's slowest elevator.

Burt Reynolds

...Why don't you get a bat-pole?

Archer

$9000.

Burt Reynolds

What?

Archer

Lowest quote I got.

Burt Reynolds

Well, that's ridiculous.

Archer

I know. It's just basically putting a pole where the garbage chute is, but all the co-op people were like, "But what are we going to do with all the garbage?"

Burt Reynolds

Well, you just dump the garbage down the same chute. Then you will have a soft pile of garbage to land on.

Archer

Yeah, if you're coming in hot, I know, it's a win-win.

Burt Reynolds

Plus, you were going to pay for it yourself. No assessment or anything.

Archer

Exactly.

Burt Reynolds

...Ridiculous.

Archer

Preaching to the choir, pal.

Burt Reynolds

That's not your car?

Archer

Yeah. What?

Burt Reynolds

Nothing... I just didn't know they sold those to men.

Archer

HOLY SHIT! Burt Reynolds!

Burt Reynolds

Hey, pay attention and you might learn something.

Archer

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!

Burt Reynolds

How about now?

Archer

It's gone. I'm all ears.