I just this second realised why you want to stay down here! Cyril's just the Vader to your Palpatine.
Is that a reference I should get, or...
Well I'm sorry, Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical school.
It's from... No, y'know what, never mind. But, spoiler alert, Vader ends up killing Palpatine.
But only for three days, right? And then he moves the rock and comes out of his cave stronger than ever.
Then he shuts off the tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity.
Wait, yes, now that sounds familiar.
Let's just say I honestly don't remember.
[To Caldarone] Did you ever think maybe your fleet of priceless cars is the reason you're fighting off a rebellion?
C Caldarone
I'm fighting the rebels because that is what we do. My Father fought the rebels, his father fought the rebels.
So like a family business.
That manufactures oppression!
C Caldarone
Well, and cocaine.
[looking at a tiger in the zoo]
They should have sent a poet. Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat?
C Caldarone
[An elephant trumpets offscreen] Literally tons.
No, I didn't mean another animal. I meant like a steak.
C Caldarone
Typical American! You think meat comes from the supermercado, all wrapped in nice plastic wrap.
Yeah, you're describing meat.
C Caldarone
No, no, no. Meat is blood and bones and sinew.
Well, now you're describing not-meat.
C Caldarone
Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat. Because God made him the boss and all the other animals his food.
[The tiger roars]
[to tiger] Hang on, buddy. [To Caldarone] And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in defense of totalitarianism! But I'm not feeding Shane an elephant.
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