[A show with Shake on it is playing on the TV]
Look at that thing! You on the TV.
Well, uh... you know, I've been on TV a lot. See, this... oh, yeah, sure, this is my sitcom with a-
ETEvil TV Shake
I'm in your house.
...with a science-fiction horror twist. It's called...uh...
I don't know, shut up. I'm-I'm trying to hear my lines.
[Evil TV Shake stares at the camera]
Well, you said this is your sitcom? With the sci-fi horror twist? That's never been done before.
Yeah, I know, I just don't remember filming this episode. I can tell my instincts are strong in this scene though, and I got a lot of motivation.
PTPsychotic TV Frylock
[during Shake's sitcom] I'm the one who's sorry, OK? I'm sorry I made the cheerleading squad and you didn't.
[Audience members say "awwwwwwwwwwww!"]
ETEvil TV Shake
It's OK. You were the better cheerleader.
PTPsychotic TV Frylock
Well, I wasn't no slouch. Did you see me do those cartwheels?
[canned laughter]
[laughs] I identify with that.
ETEvil TV Shake
OK, OK, don't rub it in...
[canned laughter]
[laughs] And there's the zinger...
PTPsychotic TV Frylock
OK, then how about I blow it in?
[shoots him]
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?
Something's wrong with that TV!
There's nothing wrong with that TV.
[The TV, chained to the stand, begins spraying blood]
Okay, something's wrong with the TV.
You can't use the cloner to counterfeit money, Shake.
Look, we will discuss this when I feel like it. Right now, I gotta go get a new Camaro, 'cause that's where the shit is, baby!
[as Shake leaves with a bag full of bills] There are limits to how much you can clone. Matter breaks down over time!
[heading out] Blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm sorry I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!
Hmmm, well, on the other hand, I could use this to feed all the hungry children of the world. Yeah, with my new chain of family-style restaurants. [Puts dollars into the cloner and the money piles up] Oh, yeah. Oh, hell, yeah! [Phone rings] Yeah, I'm busy. What?
Hey, Fryman. Ordinarily, I wouldn't call you 'cause I don't like you, but you're on the TV, man. [Psychotic TV Frylock puts a six-pack on the floor] Check out channel...666. That's weird.
Look, Carl, I don't have time...
Whoa! Hang on, I'm on it now! That is me. [Psychotic TV Frylock high-fives TV Carl and hands him the beer] Awesome! Awesome! Friggin' awesome! I'm on TV! I look pretty good. Chicken skin diet's really paying off for me. [Psychotic TV Frylock, after a toast, shoots TV Carl] Oh, God. You stay far away from this house. Do you hear me?! Far away!
Who let the hippie in here? I got news for you, pal: The dead are dead, okay? So maybe what you're looking for is soap, which is at the grocery store. You know, food you don't have to pick?
...and while you're at it --
Now! Shut up! I'm talking to him!
GWGeorge Washington
[sighs] I am.
Well, what the hell is he doing next to my Benjamins?
GWGeorge Washington
I have come bearing a message. Great Britain sought taxes from the colonies, and they paid for their greed with blood. Now, do you understand the price of avarice?
GWGeorge Washington
Wait! NO! [Frylock shoots him repeatedly with a shotgun]
[holding gun to his own head, with several smoking holes] I done took him out didn't I?
Yeah... you really took him out...
I knew I took him out..hee hee yeah! Hey, did I take him out?
Ah, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.
[we go up to the moon where the ATHF "villains" meet]
[to Rabbot] How did uh, how did you get here?
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
I came across 190th and I came up to 110.
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
This is, uh, this is asinine.
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
[Villains cheer on Happy Time Harry as he drinks an entire keg]
VVillains
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[finishes the keg] Uuuhhh...that's it for this one.
SSkeeter
He floated it by himself!
Dude my dad bought me that keg! My dad owns a dealership!
TTravis (talking through Randy)
His dad own deal-er-ship.
Oh yeah? Well my dad bought me this magic talking knife.
TTravis (talking through Randy)
Oooh! What say? What knife-a say?! AAHH!
[Happy Time Harry stabs Travis in the eyes]
[during roll call]
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.
[smoke appears]
Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver-
Here will work just fine, thank you.
[smoke disappears]
And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!
Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.
[to Cybernetic Ghost] You tell another story!
[smoke appears]
Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids...
[inhales] Smooth and mentholly.
Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.
Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!
Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!
How about the Midnighters?
Illin...the Illin Villains.
You know, we're out at night...
ODOl' Drippy
How about Got Villains?
RRabbot
Monday Tuesday Wednesday-
[Cybernetic Ghost joins in]
RCRabbot & Cybernetic Ghost
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...
I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.
Err, step directly on that.
MPMC P Pants
Wait a minute! I got a plan see! I got a plan, see? We take these monsters right, we start a haunted house. Yeah, you feelin me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?
MPMC P Pants
Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job man!
MPMC P Pants
I will be back man. Aaah! [Err squashes him]
[from inside Carl's house] Get your mouth off of me! Yeah we moved to Honolulu, shut up!
Ay, you know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. Can you believe that? I just found this out.
Oh, well...then give me my note back.
Hey did you hear- aw jeez. They're in the house!
That's impossible. They moved to Honolulu.
We ain't moved to no Honolulu-
