TV show quotes
[Frylock has suggested that Shake be "polite"; Shake intentionally knocks Ol' Drippy's latte out of his "hand".]
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to knock that out of your hand, I don't know what came over me! There, was that polite enough for you, Frylock?! I'm apologizing to your best friend in the whole universe!
Shake, what is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? Hey, why don't you go kiss your new best friend, you love him so damn much! I'm the one who cleaned the kitchen. I'm the authority!
[at the door] Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hotdog chunks and dirty dishes?
Oh Carl, you didn't mess with it did ya? Cause it's gotta set up for a couple days with the battery.
The battery?
Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I dunno if it's gonna work, but were prayin' like hell that it does.
No, no, no, I understand, I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few. You uh, you think that the gun store is still open?
Carl, please, I'll take care of the mess. He means well, he's just a little... well, I'd better not say.
What? I'm a little what?
Thank you, Drippy. You are very well-mannered and very nice. [To Master Shake] And you oughta take lessons from him!
[agreeing with Carl] That's right!
[agreeing with both Frylock and Carl] Yeah, Shake. That's right!
Oh yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.
Well, get out of here! What are you waiting on? I’m gonna chase you outta here!
[Making a post-and-lintel structure out of sofa cushions] That’s good. Okay, that’s all right. That looks good. Hey, who says I couldn’t do this, huh?[Lightning strikes the sofa cushions apart] AAAAHHH! Let me in! Will you let me in, dammit! I mean, guys! Hey-hey! Somebody wanna let me in, please?[Frylock goes to open the door for Shake]
Well, Shake! I thought you moved.
What?! I never said that! Who said that!?(He starts coughing)
Oh my. You’re burning up.
Yes, I’m very... sick.(He coughs some more)
Frylock, he needs medical help.
He needs an ass-whooping is what he needs.
There’s no time! Here Shake, eat my head!
Here! Kiss my ass! Forget about it!!
I’m serious. Coat me with ranch. Chase me with cheese if you must, I don’t care. It’s the only way.
Drippy, don’t! What are you doing?
Don’t do that, that’s going to hurt you!
I’m saving his life! I’m half penicillin!
Well, I have some penicillin in my lab if that’s what this is all about.
Oh, really? Well then, just give him some of that man, I mean-
No, wait. Now, hold on a minute, I- I kind of like the taste of your head. I mean, you said it was the only way, right?(coughs again)
Where are you going, Drippy? I- I love you!
I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be here, inside.
Yeah, in my stomach, baby.
Close your eyes, Meatwad. [Shake takes a big bite out of Ol' Drippy] AAH!
Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.
[Shake is eating fried chicken in the pool after Drippy got hit by a truck while saving his life]
Look...he pushed me.
He pushed you out of the way of that truck.
Listen...he's in a better place.
He's in the grill of the truck!
He was my best friend.
Ah, well then you should know something. When he was pushing me...he mentioned something about not liking you.
Ah, man.
I clearly heard it.
Did he really?
That stuck out.
Well...I guess I'll have one of those wings then. Gimme one.
[Throws a wing towards Meatwad] Here, fetch.
Where's the meat?! This is a bone!
Go make a doll out of that!
How am I ever gonna win that ten speed?
How are you ever gonna ride a ten speed with no frickin' legs?! You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have! Who bothered to spawn you...and why?!
Fryman, we're full of religion. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
Do it or I'll bow 'em for ya!
[Frylock throws the Mooninites out of the house]
You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance...and horror
And action!
Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf
That's Wolfen, man.
Well...the Wolfen will come for you with his razor.
I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.
Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten speed!
Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.
Then we'll set it on fire and wreck it into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll...get on the... ohh man, I'm toasted!
The innocent shall suffer... big time.
[Ignignokt shows Carl the Foreigner Belt]
Wait a second...is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams! That was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they were playing Urgent. Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and...covered in vomit.
Oh, yeah baby! That's a neat car she's washin'! You think that's a straight six?
I think I have a straight six!
Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless!
Torch the dresser, Meatwad.
But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.
Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.
Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!
And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?
Well, I guess so..
Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
Gentlemen, behold! My beautiful fiancée!
Uh, I think that's a giant spider.
[MC Pee Pants grabs Dr. Weird and starts to mangle him]
You're right! I've been betrayed! Run!
[listening to Bach] Yeah, now listen to that beat. Now that's a kickin' glissando!
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