Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes

Frylock

Uh, Shake...

Shake

What do you want?

Frylock

Carl is here...

Shake

How did you get this--I'm not here!

Oh, you're not there?

Shake

Hello, Carl.

Hey, buddy, how ya doin' there? Pizza Land, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey, uh, I wanted to let you know that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Shake

But the grass is gone---

Oh yea the grass is gone, just like how your face is gonna be gone after I SHOVE IT IN A PASTRAMI SLICER!!!

Welcome to this horse's anus.

[after Carl's house has burned down] Hey Carl, you want me to shampoo the rug?

What's the frickin' point, Meatman?

So you can give me some money.

Oglethorpe

Oh, look over there! One hundred dollars! On the wing of the ship!

Shake

[Shoves Oglethorpe out of the way] Oh, that's mine! I dropped it! Now where is it again?

Oglethorpe

Right there. Do you see it? It's there.

Shake

Why, this could be very dangerous. I...I should go.

Oglethorpe

Oh, would you? Please save us...from all the money.

Shake

Shake to ship! I'm still not seeing it!

Oglethorpe

Oh, you can't see it? Well, let me turn on the light for you!

Shake

Wait! Jackass!

Hey, buddy!

Shake

Hey, Carl! Hey! Lawn looks great!

Likin' it?

Shake

Why's your house all curled up?

I don't know, I was hoping maybe we could have a little dialogue about that.

Shake

Hey, that's a nice tire iron, Carl. Is that yours?

Yeah, let me get in there and show you the finish on it. Up close.

Taste the chrome!

Gentlemen, be-

Uhh, you know, you can just call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.

Right?

MY MIND!

Frylock

You ever hear of a refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!

Master Shake

No.

Frylock

You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!

Master Shake

Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.

Frylock

No, no MY ASS, YOU WILL!

Master Shake

Drape a tarp over it.

Frylock

Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!

What's goin' on?

Master Shake

Look at this mess! Did you do this? [long pause] Fine, alright!. I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.

Yo, man. I think that mold is a-movin'. If it move one more time, I’m gettin' my gat.

This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewey, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married.

Master Shake

(angrily enters the house) Where's Meatwad?!

Frylock

What're you doing with that gutter?

Master Shake

What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!

Master Shake

My telescope! And you've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?

This ain't no telescope, it's Dewey. He's an engineer, and he works on the Supertrain.

Master Shake

He does what?! You've got mental problems. [Hits Meatwad repeatedly with gutter] Taste the chrome!

[walking in with the "doll"] What's it taste like?

Master Shake

Your mother's... [sees Ol' Drippy for the first time] AAAHHHH, MONSTER!!!

Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and a surfboard come in here?

Frylock

Was it made of cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?

Uhh...no.

You two-timin' bitch!

Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat.

Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.