EEmory
Why don't we just...uhhhh....what if we just call him the Universal Remobot? I mean, he is a robot...
But Remonster is his name, it's branding!
EEmory
This whole monster kinda thing feels a little tacked on, actually.
I mean, the T-shirts say "Universal Remonster", not "Universal Piece of Crap", like you say!
EEmory
Oh, wow, you made T-shirts! That's cool.
Yeah, let me go get you one! [Holds up a t-shirt with a character resembling a Powerpuff Girl]
EEmory
Wow, is that a Powerpuff Girl or something?
No! Can you not see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair! We are NOT getting sued! Where's the Universal Remonster? I want him to have a baby-T and a visor!
EEmory
Oh, man.... I think he went through the Starga-
It is a FARGATE! From the makers of Findependence Day! We will give it a mohawk and a wheelchair if you need help!
Look, you don't need TV, it just ends up owning you. Next time you get bored try reading a book.
We have no need to read. Behold! The mohawk of eternity!
[Reveals the "Fargate" that has been embellished with a Mohawk and wheelchair]
EEmory
What? Are you cool, man?
[Oglethorpe shows up and hits Emory with a lamp]
EEmory
Ow! DAMN! You hit me in the chin!
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a ghoul.
Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.
EEmory
Dude, I was flushing the toilet!
Ghouls do that. When they're making brownies! Shhh! Do you hear that? He's in the attic now! Quick, grab a kitchen knife!
EEmory
Uh, the kitchen is IN the attic..
Oh, great! Now he has ze knife!
[Spacataz - The Mooninites are flipping off the Plutonians as their ship zooms by the Mooninites]
EEmory
What, what'd you see?
That dude back there just flipped me off!
[Cut to the Mooninite's ship]
Oh, yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?
[On the Plutonian's ship]
EEmory
Okay... you know we're not supposed to stop, at this speed-
[On the Mooninite's ship]
Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! Fuckin' fly, he's backin' up!! Come on!!
[giving both middle fingers] No. We'll double his pleasure.
[giving both middle fingers] Take two mother muchachos!
And call us in the morning.
Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!
OOglethorp
Hey what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!
EEmory
You should say that to his face.
OOglethorp
I will, just as soon as I flip them off! I- [Tries and fails since he has tentacles and not fingers] You flip them off with your fingers, Emory!
EEmory
[Having the same problem] I- I can't get it to do right.
OOglethorp
Well, then, show them the dark side of the PLUTONIAN MOON!
[They then start mooning the Mooninites]
EEmory
Hey, kiss this one.
[Cut to the Mooninites' ship]
Heh heh- what the-? Dude, they're moonin' us!
[Spacecataz- Oglethorp is planning to prank the Mooninites]
EEmory
All right, dude... let's just cut our losses, and walk away.
OOglethorp
Nein! The time for maturity is OVER!
[He dials a pizza place]
OOglethorp
Hello- I would like to order one million... no, wait- FIFTY MILLION LARGE PIZZAS!
[Later, when a cargo ship is unloading the pizzas on the Mooninites' ship]
OOglethorp
Look at them! They are so stuck with that bill. It's not even funny, but I am laughing anyway! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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