Shake, he's out of batteries.
No, he's being lazy!
“Universal Remonster” · Season 2
In this episode: Frylock (6), Oglethorpe (6), Emory (5), Meatwad (4), Master Shake (2)
Put back my eyes so that I might furrow my brow, und express the anger I am feeling!
Frylock He's dead.
IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!
Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.
And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.
You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.
Or his batteries could've just run out.
AHH! The Remonster is dead, now and forever! [Frylock unplugs the cable, causing the TV to display only static] The TV is dead! Death! We are surrounded by it!
We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time, through the Fargate......... to get FREE CABLE!
I think it's a st- Star...gate....
It's the Fargate! "F"! It's different from that movie that I've never seen, so how would I copy it?
Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on!
I just want to make sure that we are clear it's the Fargate! "Goes far", get it? And there it is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie!
But.... it sure was a good movie.....
Yeah, yes it was...
[attacking the TV] Who's laughing now, bitch?! Piece of crap cable!
What are you doing?
Maintenance! Shut up!
No, no, no.... don't shake it up, let the snow settle! That way you can see the little San Fransisco in there!
[enthusiastically] Well, come here! Let's see if we can see it together!
Okay!
[kicking Meatwad offscreen] HA! It's not a snowglobe, you IGNORAMUS!
How many TV's have you broken this year?
A lot more than you have! I'm teaching this object a lesson. If it doesn't want to get hit anymore, it'll straighten up and fly right!
Why don't we just...uhhhh....what if we just call him the Universal Remobot? I mean, he is a robot...
But Remonster is his name, it's branding!
This whole monster kinda thing feels a little tacked on, actually.
I mean, the T-shirts say "Universal Remonster", not "Universal Piece of Crap", like you say!
Oh, wow, you made T-shirts! That's cool.
Yeah, let me go get you one! [Holds up a t-shirt with a character resembling a Powerpuff Girl]
Wow, is that a Powerpuff Girl or something?
No! Can you not see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair! We are NOT getting sued! Where's the Universal Remonster? I want him to have a baby-T and a visor!
Oh, man.... I think he went through the Starga-
It is a FARGATE! From the makers of Findependence Day! We will give it a mohawk and a wheelchair if you need help!
TPTv puppet
Lean to your left!
Okay (leans left)
TPTv puppet
Lean to your right!
Right! (leans right)
TPTv puppet
Lean to your left!
Oh, over here? (leans further right)
TPTv puppet
Uh-uh, that's your right!
Awww, damn it!
TPTv puppet
Now lean to your right!
Like this? (leans even further right)
TPTv puppet
Hey, you got it right!
[Falls over] All right, cool.
Okay, Meatwad, that's good.
I never get tired of hearing that
(floating near the TV chair) Now what's this over here? (gestures on the right side)
That's a chair.
No, I mean is it left, or is it right?
Well, it's a chair, and it's right over there!
Look, you don't need TV, it just ends up owning you. Next time you get bored try reading a book.
We have no need to read. Behold! The mohawk of eternity!
[Reveals the "Fargate" that has been embellished with a Mohawk and wheelchair]
You guys are high!
No. Dude.
What? Are you cool, man?
Yeah, are you cool?
[Oglethorpe shows up and hits Emory with a lamp]
Ow! DAMN! You hit me in the chin!
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a ghoul.
Well, I'm not.
Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.
Dude, I was flushing the toilet!
Ghouls do that. When they're making brownies! Shhh! Do you hear that? He's in the attic now! Quick, grab a kitchen knife!
Uh, the kitchen is IN the attic..
Oh, great! Now he has ze knife!
Yep, I think it's about time we invested in a high definition plasma screen.
I thought you said TV was bad.
It is. But we fucking need it.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Aqua Teen Hunger Force pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.