Oglethorpe quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Oglethorpe

Oh, well son of a … imprison him within the rings!

Oglethorpe

You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!

Master Shake

Yelloo?

Oglethorpe

The laser rings!

Master Shake

Look, brother, these ain't nothin but disco lights.

No, the installer said that they were imprison laser rings, and I, I believed him.

Oglethorpe

Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!

Oglethorpe

Look, look, settle down, can you just maybe try and replicate some other people, and get an army going and then take over the entire planet.

Or is that not possible.

Major Shake

Well I don't know, I don't think I can replicate others, was that your plan?

Oglethorpe

Well, one of them. We have many plans.

Major Shake

Well maybe your next plan should be to tell me what the plan is.

Oglethorpe

Look, settle down. It's all cool.

Major Shake

No. No. Look at me dude. I'm a leaky, disgusting, abomination and I'm not going to do it anymore.

Frylock

Did they not see us sitting here?

Major Shake

No, I'm sure it'll come to them.

Oglethorpe

Oh, damn it!

What?

Oglethorpe

That was that man, the fry-man!

So, what are we gonna do with the prisoner?

Oglethorpe

We shall ask the mighty Orbnauticus.

Oglethorpe

Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?

Oglethorpe

IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!

Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.

Oglethorpe

And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.

Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.

Oglethorpe

You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.

Frylock

Or his batteries could've just run out.

Oglethorpe

AHH! The Remonster is dead, now and forever! [Frylock unplugs the cable, causing the TV to display only static] The TV is dead! Death! We are surrounded by it!

Oglethorpe

We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time, through the Fargate......... to get FREE CABLE!

I think it's a st- Star...gate....

Oglethorpe

It's the Fargate! "F"! It's different from that movie that I've never seen, so how would I copy it?

Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on!

'Oglethorpe

I just want to make sure that we are clear it's the Fargate! "Goes far", get it? And there it is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie!

But.... it sure was a good movie.....

Oglethorpe

Yeah, yes it was...

Why don't we just...uhhhh....what if we just call him the Universal Remobot? I mean, he is a robot...

Oglethorpe

But Remonster is his name, it's branding!

This whole monster kinda thing feels a little tacked on, actually.

Oglethorpe

I mean, the T-shirts say "Universal Remonster", not "Universal Piece of Crap", like you say!

Oh, wow, you made T-shirts! That's cool.

Oglethorpe

Yeah, let me go get you one! [Holds up a t-shirt with a character resembling a Powerpuff Girl]

Wow, is that a Powerpuff Girl or something?

Oglethorpe

No! Can you not see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair! We are NOT getting sued! Where's the Universal Remonster? I want him to have a baby-T and a visor!

Oh, man.... I think he went through the Starga-

Oglethorpe

It is a FARGATE! From the makers of Findependence Day! We will give it a mohawk and a wheelchair if you need help!

Frylock

Look, you don't need TV, it just ends up owning you. Next time you get bored try reading a book.

Oglethorpe

We have no need to read. Behold! The mohawk of eternity!

Frylock

You guys are high!

Oglethorpe

No. Dude.

What? Are you cool, man?

Oglethorpe

Yeah, are you cool?

Ow! DAMN! You hit me in the chin!

Oglethorpe

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a ghoul.

Well, I'm not.

Oglethorpe

Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.

Dude, I was flushing the toilet!

Oglethorpe

Ghouls do that. When they're making brownies! Shhh! Do you hear that? He's in the attic now! Quick, grab a kitchen knife!

Uh, the kitchen is IN the attic..

Oglethorpe

Oh, great! Now he has ze knife!

Oglethorpe

Oh, he did not do that!

What, what'd you see?

Oglethorpe

That dude back there just flipped me off!

Err

Did he see it?

Oh, yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?

Oglethorpe

Stop the ship!

Okay... you know we're not supposed to stop, at this speed-

Oglethorpe

Stop it at this speed!

Err

Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! Fuckin' fly, he's backin' up!! Come on!!

[giving both middle fingers] No. We'll double his pleasure.

Err

[giving both middle fingers] Take two mother muchachos!

And call us in the morning.

Err

Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!

Hey what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!

You should say that to his face.

I will, just as soon as I flip them off! I- [Tries and fails since he has tentacles and not fingers] You flip them off with your fingers, Emory!

[Having the same problem] I- I can't get it to do right.

Well, then, show them the dark side of the PLUTONIAN MOON!

Hey, kiss this one.

Err

Heh heh- what the-? Dude, they're moonin' us!

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]

Oglethorpe

Dammit! Why did you hang up on me?! Hit redial!

Hello?

Oglethorpe

Hello... this is Mr. Brown. I believe that we got disconnect-

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]

Oglethorpe

Ohh dammit!