So sister, what's your story?
Well, I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do what...
BMBette Midler
[bursting through the door, singing] It's only one eye, but it's open!
No, not you either. [referring to Hello Nurse] HER!
[facepalm] All he-man detectives call women 'Sister' in the politically unaware decades preceding Women's Liberation. [to Hello Nurse] So sister, [to Dot] who's really not my sister but I'm just CALLING sister... [to Hello Nurse] you're about to describe your caper.
Well, it's a little green pickle that's sometimes found in salads.
[A You Bet Your Life-style fanfare plays]
That is correct! Tell her what she's won!
[hops into Hello Nurse's arms] A date with me!
Of course, we can find him. [holds her romantically] Now about our fee.
[pulls out the money] I'm prepared to pay well.
Fine. We only ask one thing.
Never put us on opposite "60 Minutes"; we'll get creamed. [takes the money and drops Hello Nurse on the butt]
Is this true about "The Wagon and the Traveling Show"? I don't remember that.
[to Yakko; annoyed] Can we please move on?
[to Hello Nurse] Tell us, where did you last see your boss?
In the Mambo Room at the Tropicombo Club. A band was playing Latin dance music. I was with the doctor, he mumbled something. The band had a big dumb guy playing drums and everyone was dancing under a pole, then the doctor vanished.
Now, lemme get this straight: He muttered some mumbo-jumbo during the Combo Samba in the Mambo at the Tropicombo. Then there was a jumbo dumbo playing the limbo on the bongos and then he was gone?
That is absolutely correct!
[A You Bet Your Life-style fanfare plays]
[hops into Hello Nurse's arms again] Another date with me!
How come I always get the booby prize?
I'm not touching that one.
to his siblings] Let's hit the road!
I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western.
MMMinerva Mink
I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch.
Uh, by gad, sir. I claim it in the name of Matsu...I mean, Mateshootie...uh...for Seagram's.
Ah, I've got it. The mink is working for Fox, the pair of legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal's working for Universal!
[dryly] Thank you, Dr. Seuss.
7 x 3 is 21, which, as you know, is just two 10s plus 1, and so, we put the 1 right here, and we carry the 2, one left to the top of the tens place, right next door and we put it on top of the number 4, which is really four 10s that we multiply times 3 in the ones place and that's why we now have 12, which we add to the 2 that we carry to get 14.
See how easy that was?
Oho, it's multiplication it's math education.
Hey, Albert Einstein said that it's so easy to do.
It's simple, it's breezy, it's fun and it's easy,
Just buy a calculator, you can multiply, too!
And now, the second digit. 7 x 8 is 56, Which, as you know, is just five 10s plus 6, and so, we put the 6 right here in the tens place, left of the 1 and we carry the 5 like we did before to the top of the tens place next to the 4, then multiply that 4 x 8 to get 32. See, isn't this great? Then, we add the 5 that we carried before to get 37, then add once more straight down to get 3,901!
Isn't this swell?
Oh, let's give multiplication a standing ovation!
Isaac Newton multiplied a couple times two!
YNYakko and Newton
Times two! Times two! Times two!
It's simple, it's breezy, it's fun and it's easy,
So buy a calculator and study this stuff later.
Maybe someday, you can multiply numbers 2, 3, 4, 5. Recess!
