Warners quotes from Animaniacs

[Beginning the episode, the Warners ran away from Ralph and they hid behind a wall to catch thier breath as Ralph passes by. That's when they see something]

Wakko

Hey, guys! Look!

Wakko

Oh Mr. Ice Cream Man!

Wakko

Coconut, persimmon, guava!

Dot

And avocado.

Dot

Make mine not fat. Girl's got to watch her figure.

Wakko

Make mine extra fat.

Dot

[as Wakko starts drinking his milkshake] Are you going to drink that in one gulp?

Wakko

Mmm...Maybe.

Wakko

I'll take that as a challenge. [pushes Dot off of her seat] I've been doing this since I was a kid. [drinks his whole milkshake in one gulp and becomes bloated as he sits down in his seat; to Yakko] Told you!

[Yakko shrugs while drinking]

When you're traveling from Nantucket, through Chicago to St. Paul,

And you're standing at an airport. And you look upon the wall,

There's a clock for every city and a different time for all from Asia through Malaysia to Peru.

Did you ever wonder why that when it's 10:00 in Maine, at precisely the same moment, it is 3 AM in Spain?

When it's breakfast time in Rome, they're having lunch in the Ukraine,

And it's supper up in upper Kathmandu.

If the Earth were spinning faster as the sun is going past her,

Then a day would only be an hour long.

And school, when they begin it, would only last a minute,

Before everybody has to run along.

If the Earth were the planet that was closest to the sun,

A year would be much shorter and you'd have a lot of fun.

'Cause by the time you were in 1st grade, you'd be over 21.

And you'd live to be 900, 3 or 4.

Time is relative, dependent, you can save it,

You can spend it doing things you like to do or learning how.

Wakko

You can't see it, you can't taste it.

Dot

But you certainly can waste it.

Which is really what we're doing here right now!

The international date line's an imaginary cleft.

Today is on the right side and tomorrow's on the left.

So when you cross it, do you then arrive the day before you left?

That's how it'd work, it's quite berserk, you see.

So if you were born in China, while I'm born in Carolina,

Well, then, you're a day ahead of me, you see.

So the way I've got it reckoned, if we're born in the same second,

Then why should you be a day older than me?

But it really is no miracle the difference in our birth.

Because the world is spherical, that's why around the Earth.

And that's the way it's always gonna be.

So remember, when you're traveling from Nantucket to St. Paul,

nd that airport as you're staring at those clocks upon the wall.

You should think about this song, my friend, and then you will recall.

Wakko

That it was mildly amusing.

Dot

But then totally confusing.

[Dot knocks on the door]

Dot

Push pin office supplies for...Mr. Ernest Hemingway.

[Dot laughs offscreen]

Dot

I am NOT Trying to be annoying.

Dot

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.

I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.

Am I a cutie? Absolutie!

And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

But if you touch me, or even get near me,

I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.

Oy, Macadamia!

¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?

Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.

Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.

[Wakko belches]

Dot

Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!

[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]

He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!

[Wakko yells; laughs]

Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.

Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.

The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.

Dot

[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

[Break it down now!]

Dot

Don't hate me because I'm cute!

[Pesto beats up Squit]

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy

Spew!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]

Slappy

[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?

Dot

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.

But you can call me by my other nameia.

Dot

Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.

But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia Nuts!

Dot

We wrote a script.

Wakko

We've written a show.

Wakko

But we've still got a chance to get rich.

To the CEO who gives the go.

Dot

'Cause he's the guy says yes or no.

Wakko

Hey, where are we going?

'Cause he's the man in charge who calls the shots.

Dot

He's really good, he's Hollywood,

And no one can deny.

Wakko

He knows the biz 'cause he's a whiz.

We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz.

Dot

I hear he's got a plane and several yachts.

He's the man who has it all.

Dot

Got a Bentley in his driveway.

Wakko

And an Oscar on his wall.

That is why we just can't wait

To hear him say it's all a go

To make it into a movie so.

'Cause he’s the king of all the movie lots.

Plays golf with Arnold Palmer, hired Cecil B. DeMille!

Wakko

He even made money on a movie with Don Knotts, my hero!

Dot

And Warner Sister.

Ready or not, here we come!

Gonna see Mr. Plotz!

[They stop to see other producers are waiting in line to see Plotz as well]

And there are 50,000 more that used to be.

There's a hundred million ants and a half a billion plants

And a lot of fish down underneath the sea.

There's gotta be a couple million spiders,

A hundred 50,000,000 butterflies and bees,

And a bunch of different mammals like those elephants and camels

And approximately 50,000,000,000 trees!

You stand out among the other things, it's true!

Made lots of things but only one of you!

A thousand and a million and a billion or more!

There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean,

And a billion trillion molecules of air.

There are insects here en masse, and a trillion blades of grass,

And a thousand strands on every head of hair.

A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet,

Z billion atoms on the head of every pin,

A million birds that all can fly, a trillion stars up in the sky,

And all the many different people there have been!

Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are!

As you're unique and you're terrific and you're kinda built specific

'Cause there's no one else the same as the person you became.

Wakko

In fact you're kind of weird!

Wakko

In Hollywood, they have a certain way they like to talk.

It's used by all those folks who can't chew gum and also walk.

Wakko

And everyone who reads it wonders what the headlines mean.

Wakko

Means someone's got a movie that sold.

Wakko

Means someone else was offered the role.

Wakko

Means they're gonna shoot it all in LA.

Wakko

Everybody's on the carpet, so the writer got the axe.

Dot

Well, "Merchandise scores in the theme park stores"...

Dot

"Michael Ovitz in talks with 20th Fox"...

Wakko

If you want the poop...

Dot

Or ya need the scoop...

Dot

Means all the actors gotta be Brits.

Wakko

"Bronfman's play for MCA"...

Wakko

"No scripts are new" means Jurassic Park 2...

Dot

And a trillion little dinosaur toys.

Since it isn't out on video, they're jackin' up the price.

Dot

Well, "Studio Czar wants unknown star"...

Wakko

But "They're in trouble again, doing Mice and Men"...

Dot

With Martin Short and Steven Seagal.

You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak!

Dot

You might as well speak Greek.

Wakko

Or the meeting will adjourn...

Bop, doo, bop, doo, bop, doo, bah, dah!

Dot

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and everybody cheer.

We've managed somehow, friends, to make it through another year.

'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys, the whole thing starts again.

It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut

Dressed up in my tuxedo suit

Got a shirt and vest that are starched and pressed like new.

I do, and I'm lovin' the view!

Wakko

'Cause it's New Year's Eve and I'm lookin' swell

With a white carnation in my lapel

Got a coat and tie and I can't deny it's true.

Dot

It's New Year's Eve and I do believe

I'll hit all of the restaurants in sight.

The party's at Sardi's and old Guy Lombardi's

Doing the countdown tonight.

Let's dance, and then, when it's 12:00.

We'll sing them tunes and we'll pop balloons with a cheer!

Dot

Bring out the confetti; we're ready. Hey, happy new year!

It's New Year's Eve, so let's all get dressed

In a tux or gown; when you look your best,

You're the belle of the ball, you're the one that they all came to see!

Dot

Happy new you, my friend, and happy new me! Mwah!

Wakko

May auld acquaintance be forgot on New Year's Eve, they say.

Dot

Let's give a cheer; a brand-new year will soon be here to stay.

Wakko

We're too young for champagne.

We'll dance and swing from the chandelier

And we'll all go nuts. When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer.

Dot': When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug.

We'll toast each other and kiss and hug

As the shouters and screamers throw all of those streamers right here.

Wakko

It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve

'Cause another year's headed our way.

It's gonna be great 'cause we're stayin' up late

Then tomorrow we'll sleep in all day.

Dot

It's New Year's Eve; gonna have a blast

Wakko

So forget your worry And everyone hurry, you hear?