Grandson quotes from American Dad!

Wait, someone accidentally ordered a woman in the mail? Grandpa, is this the same story?

No, it is a little side story. I'm using it to break up the main story so you don't get bored.

Are we part of the story, Grandpa?

Oh nononono. No, we are a "framing device".

Whoa-whoa-whoa. You were a fish?!

Oh yeah, that.... But Stan he was a new man and he--

Hold on a second. You, were a fish. Don't you think that's a better story than two grown-ups ice skating?

I was also roommates with Rick Schroder, you wanna hear about that?

YEAH!!

[sighs] Okay, Rick Schroder sucks, h-he just... h-he just sucks. He sucks so hard. Rick Schroder uses women. The end.

Hey grandpa, were you ever a shark?

YES! I was two sharks and a monkey! Now shut up and go to bed!