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“Of Ice and Men” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Roger (5), Stan Smith (4), Grandson (3), Klaus (2), Steve Smith (1), Francine Smith (1)
Wait, someone accidentally ordered a woman in the mail? Grandpa, is this the same story?
KGrandpa Klaus
No, it is a little side story. I'm using it to break up the main story so you don't get bored.
Are we part of the story, Grandpa?
KGrandpa Klaus
Oh nononono. No, we are a "framing device".
Whoa-whoa-whoa. You were a fish?!
KGrandpa Klaus
Oh yeah, that.... But Stan he was a new man and he--
Hold on a second. You, were a fish. Don't you think that's a better story than two grown-ups ice skating?
KGrandpa Klaus
I was also roommates with Rick Schroder, you wanna hear about that?
YEAH!!
KGrandpa Klaus
[sighs] Okay, Rick Schroder sucks, h-he just... h-he just sucks. He sucks so hard. Rick Schroder uses women. The end.
[after learning the prize is a set of wigs]
Stan you've gotta skate in this competition. For Francine. She hasn't been this happy in ages.
But you just said I shouldn't--
That was a test! You failed! God, you're selfish. [smack] Bad Stan! Oh, I meant to say "bad Stan" and then slap you. Bad Stan! [smack] I dunno, I like it both ways.
Roger? Where did you learn to skate?
On my planet. You really haven't read my MySpace page, have you? You say you have, but you really haven't.
This is the first time in twenty winters we've done anything together, and now you're dumping me to skate with Roger?! Why, Stan, why?
Well, honey, I-
I'll tell you why. Because winning some stupid contest means more to you than your own wife!
Yes. Thanks you. That would've sounded awful coming out from my mouth.
You can't do this to me! You can't leave me here. Everyone's looking. Everyone's looking!
BHBrown-haired Man
Can you keep it down? No one's looking at you. We're trying to watch the skating here.
EVERYONE'S LOOKING!
Hey grandpa, were you ever a shark?
GKGrandfather Klaus
YES! I was two sharks and a monkey! Now shut up and go to bed!
[noticing the cookie is missing] What the... [sees Steve eating it] hey! That was my last cookie!
You snooze, you lose.
You snooze, you lose; huh? Eat up. [he stares at Steve] Eat... up.
TPTheme Park Announcer
Uh-oh, kids! Who's that in the crowd? It's A.C.L. Lou!
[torturing all of Steve's photos in the fire] Look at little Stevsie sleep. You snooze, you lose! [laughs evilly]
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