We don't need a boat! Have you forgotten? With a little imagination, [morphs himself as a sailing cruise ship] I can be anything that you could everrrr... [he morphs back to normal] Oh, I lost focus. Hey, yeah, can we borrow your boat?
S8 E20The Invitation
[Finn is sitting on the rooftop of the Tree Fort, drinking his cup under an orange sky]
Are ya up here, Fern? [Fern emerges up the grassy roof, sits beside Finn]
FFern
Hey. Thanks for letting me crash on the roof. It's nice up here.
Stay as long as you want. I came up here to ask a favor. I... might be gone for a while on this trip, see, and I need someone to... uh, cover for me here anew. [Fern pauses for a beat]
FFern
Are you sure? I mean, hero biz is your whole thing... and whatever I am, I'm not you.
You can just do your own thing with it. Like... if some huge gross monster's gonna do murder on a bunch of innocents, uh... kill it! But kill it you-styles. Just don't go nuts.
FFern
Okay. [summons his grass sword, curls back into his arm] I can handle that. Thanks for trusting me.
No, thank you, Fern. I better go pack.
[they both high-five, then Finn slaps Fern's hand awkwardly and touches his face; Fern grabs Finn's arm. He grumbles]
FFFinn/Fern
We should figure out a better thing. / Let's figure out something better.
S8 E21Whipple the Happy Dragon
[on the sea as a boat] Finn, I wanna turn back.
What? We can't!
An annoying dragon wrecked our boat, I got poisoned by jellyfish and saw our dead parents. I don't see things de-escalating.
It's just a small bump. A-a bunch of small bumps.
No dumb island can be worth the risk!
Maybe not. But I can't turn back.
BBMO
This trip means a lot to you, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, but why? Do you wanna find some humans and ditch us?
No! It's just... uh... [covers his mouth, starts crying] Okay... look... I'm really happy in Ooo. I love our mom and dad. But I don't know squat about humans. If I don't see this through, part of me will always be stuck to that boom boom leaf where Mom found me... still alone.
S8 E22Mysterious Island
[wearing seed packets around his face] Now I can look like an idiot while I freeze to death.
[encounters a giant bear] Giant bear? Come on! I fought the Lich at the edge of spacetime, man. You're out of your depth. You best just roll on, brah.
[Finn and Alva ride on the giant bear to see Jake fighting a giant crab on the shore]
Jake! Hey, Jake!
Oh, hey, buddy! Man, am I glad to see you. Hold on a second. [kicks giant crab away, turns to Finn, Alva and the giant bear] Man, this place sucks. I got attacked by nineteen giant crabs in just the last 30 seconds!
Yeah, man. I almost got eaten by this—
Hey, that's awesome! Now let's get the heck outta here. Are they coming, too? I'm not sharing my rations.
What? No, this is Alva. I... I-I think she's human. [starts drawing down his notebook] Alva, have you seen my friends? BMO... and Susan?
[he shows his crude illustrations of BMO and Susan to Alva; she slowly shakes her head]
Oh, stuff, man. That's the slow shake. That's the universal death gesture!
AAlva
Nej, nej! [as she speaks in Swedish, she begins drawing wave lines, a shape and a compass. She waves her arm and draws three more that are shaped like islands]
Oh! Shoot, man, more islands. BMO and Susan must've washed all up on one of all up of them.
Well, it looks like there's only three more. This shouldn't be too hard. [long pause] Right?
S8 E23Imaginary Resources
[entering the virtual reality world named "Better Reality"] Oh, wow. This place is objectively interesting.
[BMO's avatar @MOD (a giant masculine body with three eyepatches) carries Finn and Jake's avatars to his sanctuary. A green, small-rounded, big nosed avatar named Vinny greets them]
VVinny
Well, look who it is! Welcome back to your palace, your majesty.
BBMO
Hi, Vinny! [slowly lowers Finn and Jake's avatars on the floor]
VVinny
Who's Vinny? I thought I was hereby known as "Get in heeyah!"
BBMO
I deserve that. I'm sorry I yelled at you. [touches a virtual screen] I've just been so zip-zopped-out over the bip-bops.
What?
VVinny
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who let these two system dumps into the chat room? Know what I'm saying?!
BBMO
Yes, I do, Vinny. BRB. [opens a giant hole] I'm gonna go deep dope my ping-pong zilp-zorch.
What?
BBMO
Vinny, can you hook my friends up with some BMO brand avies? [enters hole, closes]
VVinny
What's the magic password? [BMO opens hole]
BBMO
Please, Vinny. [closes hole]
VVinny
You got it, boss!
[having a talk with BMO] So, you really don't want to come with us?
BBMO
You sure you don't want me to milk you up a fresh new style?
No, I'm used to it now. Why don't you want to come with us?
BBMO
I mean, I do want to go with you. But I am a beautiful, big man here. All of my instincts are in sync with this computer world. I'm really comfortable here.
Yeah, but it's all fake.
BBMO
What's real? Your eyeballs think the sky is blue, but that's just sun rays farting apart through the barf of our atmosphere. The sky is black.
S8 E24Hide and Seek
GDr. Gross
We had to leave our place because the world was dying
And everyone that wasn't dead spent all of their time crying
Our ways had failed, nature had failed, we made a lot of errors
The Founders had some new ideas that made everything better.
The Founders dreamt of this island, our ships landed on its shore
They built our wonderful Guardian to keep destruction from our door
The Hiders fear these new ideas
But do your best to help them
Cause just outside is darkness and death
Disease, monsters and problems.
So come out of your hiding place, come out of the darkness
And we'll find a new way to live by the light of the Founders...
[Kara (Susan) and Frieda lie down and gaze up in the sky full of stars on top of their quarters]
FFrieda
You know, there are people on the other side of the world that are never gonna see these stars. [she waves her hand across the starry sky]
..That's bunk, Frieda. We're the only people left. The islands are like a beautiful safe haven. [Frieda sees a shooting star, contemplates]
FFrieda
I've read all the old stories about 'em, you know? About other places and people. I'd like to see those places one day, and meet those people. They can't all be monsters. [Kara is shocked, whispers to her]
You can't say that, Frieda.
FFrieda
Oh, relax. I'm just globbin'. Hey, watch this.
[she turns on her wrist gadget and forms a projection of a sparkling Kara doing poses. Kara walks to the projection chuckling]
That's not what I look like.
FFrieda
Yeah, it is! Come on, flex! [Kara tries a pose; she chuckles] See?
Wow! Am I really that buff? I look great! Don't you just love this place?
FFrieda
Yeah... [sighs, depressed] Yeah.
[Kara takes a walk down a corridor. She sees Dr. Gross in the classroom tinkering a gadget]
Dr. Gross?
GDr. Gross
Kara! My teacher's pet. And you know I mean that in a good way.
Listen, um... sorry about running off earlier.
GDr. Gross
When you gotta go, you gotta go. But that's not really what you wanna talk about, right?
Well, you know how you always say that humans will find the best way?
GDr. Gross
The Founders get credit for that bit of wisdom.
If someone found a way, that's, uh, different from ours, but seems to work for them, couldn't that also be a good way?
GDr. Gross
Ah. You've heard some Hider preaching, haven't you? Well, listen, kid. We tried exploring the outside world, and we were almost destroyed! We're the last humans, so it's our responsibility to stay here, and it's your responsibility to help these misguided Hiders.
[unsure] ..Right.
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