[walks to a color-coordinated door] This door lead to the center exit!
The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.
[picks up Tree Trunks] Well, that's okay 'cause you can "hack the mainframe" or whatever, right, BMO?
I'm not BMO. I'm your son, NEPTR. I-I throw pies.
[beat, drops Tree Trunks] Ahhhs!! I grabbed the wrong robot! Dirt! Nuts! Face!!
Uhh, what is going on here, Ice King?
Yes. I am getting a weird feeling in my stomach, and I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard. You'd better fess up to whatever you're doing. I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest. That's why people like me. [Ice King scribbles his book]
Huh? Wha-what? What was she saying?
So stop sellin' fib bibs and give it straight.
Oh!! All right! I knocked y'all out and brought you here! [puts book in his beard] I'm sorry, but I had to do it! Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills... Lemongrab, with your lemony, juicy...
Essence.
Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.
Yeah, but no thanks.
And BMO, who should have been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't remember nothin' about. [NEPTR strolls to the side] Argh!! I failed!
Father, look at me! [he throws a baked pie at the door, it short-circuits and recoils itself; Ice King gasps] Are you happy with me now, Papi?
[pants] Yes! Yes! [picks up and hugs NEPTR] Oh, my son! The grand prize of me loins!
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