BBMO
[lays down with its screen cracked] So... this is the pits. [a bubble pops out of a mug]
BBubble
I hear that, friend. Do you mind if I wallow with you for a bit? I'm a bubble.
BBMO
Okay... nothing stopping a bubble.
BBubble
[sighs] That's what they say. Looks like you've given up on things. I'm thinking about giving up things myself. I've been lost in this wilderness a long time. Maybe you and me can wait here... to get eaten by a carnivore.
BBMO
No, Bubble. [gets up] I know two heroes who can help you.
BBMO
Yes. Help me get to my home and... and we will help you find your home.
BBubble
Your friends sound great!
BBMO
They are! They are huge!
BBubble
Well, then, what are we waiting for?
BBubble
Um, hey... so, BMO, since we have a little time, there is something I've been wanting to say.
BBubble
I know I might never find my real home.
BBMO
[gasps] No, Bubble! That's not true!
BBubble
It is. I know it is. But it's... it's okay. Because I realized something. All this time we've been together, BMO, I haven't felt lost. I felt at home. [hear Jake yelling and crashing inside] And it's you, BMO, I feel at home with. [BMO gasps] So, I thought... I mean, if you feel the same way, I thought we could... get married. I-I mean... I'm not even sure what that means exactly, but—
BBMO
I do! Oh, I do, I do!
BBubble
Oh! Wohohoho... whoo!
Hey, a bubble! [pops Bubble] Pop! [BMO gasps in shock; Jake giggles]
BBMO
Bubble? Bubble?! [wails, plucks up grass; Finn comes over] No! No, no, no! My Bubble! No!! [falls on the grass]
Oh, it's just BMO. He's pretending to be all messed up 'cause his bubble got popped. [chuckles as BMO starts grieving on the grass]
Ohhh. [chuckles] That is pretty funny.
BBMO
Oh, Bubble, I'm so sorry I brought you here! [sobbing]
BSBubble's Voice
[heard disembodiedly] "There, there, BMO. It's okay."
BBMO
Bubble? Is that you? I hear you in my head, but I don't see you! [both Finn and Jake start snickering] Oh no, have I gone bananas?
BSBubble's Voice
"No, BMO, it's okay. You see, I'm finally free."
BBMO
I don't understand, Bubble.
BSBubble's Voice
"No, not Bubble. Air. BMO, I'm Air! I've been trapped in that bubble for so long, I'd forgotten who I am. But now I'm finally home."
BBMO
Yay! Oh, b-but wait! Now you don't need me... to feel... at home.
AAir
"No. See, that's what's so great. Now we can be together forever, BMO—every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Every room you ever go in, I'll already be there... waiting... forever and ever... until the end of time."
[Finn and Jake stand up before a pile of ordinary, everyday objects]
Now that's a time machine.
Hey, sweetie! Sweetie, look! Your time machine's all ready!
JJJake Jr.
Aw yeah, you havin' fun, dad?
Aw, anything for my baby pup.
JJJake Jr.
OK. As long as you're having fun.
[laughing] Time machine! SHIPYOW!
[Jake presses a button, when suddenly the entire room gets covered in a red light. Finn and Jake scream while Jake Jr. is shouting in Korean and then everything suddenly stops]
CCuber
Ha-ha! There it is! You see? The birdhouse door—it's right above the peg thingy. Why didn't I think of that? [laughing] Well, I guess that's it for this week. I'll see you crimpy glimmers on the-- what? What's that? You want to finish the grayble? [the screen is seen moving up and down, implying the viewer is shaking his head in confirmation] You want to see if you can still guess the theme? [the screen is seen left and right, implying the viewer is shaking his head in negation] You just want to see how it ends. [the screen is seen moving up and down, implying the viewer is shaking his head in confirmation] Well, let's get right to it, then. Ha-ha.
[The scene cuts back to the Tree Fort, the camera reveals the bright red lights are coming from BMO, making an alarm.]
BBMO
STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! [he is shown pointing toward Cinnamon Bun trying to take the night-light in form of Jake. As he continues saying "STRANGER!", Cinnamon Bun puts his finger before his lips, telling BMO to hush. Jake Jr. then walks up to BMO and types "ITS OK," making BMO disarm the alarm] Excuse me.
JJJake Jr.
[puts BMO down and turns toward Cinnamon Bun] HEY! Why are you trying to steal my dad's stuff!?!
Hey, I need a night-light because I'm so scared!
JJJake Jr.
Man, you can't steal, dummy. [Cinnamon Bun starts crying] Fine! [uses her hair to get the night-light and gives it to Cinnamon Bun] Here. NOW GET LOST!
[gasps; laughing] Yes! Take that, Princess Bubblegum! [leaves the Tree Fort in a hurry; Jake Jr. closes the door]
BBMO
Jake Jr., I'm sorry for messing up your time travel.
JJJake Jr.
Aw, that's OK. [pets BMO, making it smile] It was just make-believe, anyways.
O-ho-ho, was it? Then how do you explain tomorrow's newspaper?
[Jake is holding up newspaper with the headlines "Tomorrow's newspaper. JAKE JR. REAL COOL KID!"]
[distorted] Beemo? [see a distorting image of Finn and Jake]
BBMO
It wasn't me. I didn't do [glitching] noth— do noth— do nothing.
Come on, Beemo. We gotta get you to the hospital or whatevs.
BBMO
No, no. I am fine. Really. [BMO's screen glitches out and he yells in pain. He emits smoke and stops glitching] Oh, yes... okay. Please take me to get fixed. I need— need— need— need to get new core system drivers installed. We can get them at the MO Factory in the Bad Lands, where I was born.
BBMO
Yeah. I am programmed with emergency instructions to get there. Come on! There's no—no—no—no—no time to lo—lo—lo—lo—lose.
BBMO
[as Jake plays video game] Why do you hate cats, Jake?
Move your face, you're messing up the game! Anyway, I don't wanna talk about it. It's personal. Cats know what they did. [he then shudders and starts screaming]
BBMO
Is Jake okay? [Jake whines horribly]
No!! I'm pretty dang far from okay! There's a little shard of tortilla chip caught between my teeth. [groans]
[Jake tries licking his teeth to get the tortilla chip out]
BBMO
Get big and the chip will fall out of your teeth.
Ha! You think I can stretch out of everything? You're so naive. To live life, you need problems.
BBMO
[pause] That's stupid!
If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?
Maybe some soup would take the edge off.
[....]
Eww, gross!! NASTY!!! [runs off, back and thwacks it with fly swatter] Yahh!
[it bangs off the side, wiggles and dies soon after]
I'm sorry you were born a fly and I had to kill you. You disgusting, disgusting creature.
BBMO
[offscreen] Kyah! Kyah!
Looks like our long-eared friend is on to something. Bunnies love to dig. He's making a supreme effort, and I think I can guess why. [the bunny digs up a carrot] That's right. A carrot, grown out here free and wild! Probably the result of a seed pooped out by a passing bird. [pan left to a rustling bush] But what's this? A mysterious rustling in the bush—could mean trouble. Mr. Bunny seems to think so. His sensitive whiskers quiver at the hint of imminent danger.
[the screen splits to show Beemo bringing Finn a bowl of popcorn. They sit on the couch and listen to Jake through the walkie-talkie]
Unfortunately for Mr. Bunny, this is what nature is all about. [a horned four-legged mammal emerges out of the bushes] It's a male deer. Not a threat to Mr. Bunny in the predatory sense, but still above him in the food chain. Mr. Bunny, wishing to avoid an encounter, hops away to safety.
[the deer then walks to the carrot and eats it]
Hey, man. You know I can hear everything you say, right?
What?! Ouhh... Garghh... No!! I had no idea!
Yeah, but you saw me leave the walkie-talkie and I left it on. You know that, right?
..So what's Mr. Bunny doing now?
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BUNNY!! The bunny is incidental to the brick experiment.
[grumbles] Forget about the bunny...
Look, we'll, uh... we'll leave you alone. [pushes in walkie-talkie antenna]
[Jake looks down at his walkie-talkie for a beat]
Finn? Are you still there? Finn? BMO?
[Morty Rogers begins an incantation to transfer Chips and Ice Cream in his ears to Jake under the light of a full moon]
MRMorty Rogers
By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, I command these two imps that have taken possession of my ears to transfer onto the head of the being who is directly across from me and is currently eating Chips and Ice Cream!
[a moonbeam hits Chips and Ice Cream on Morty Rogers' ears; Chips and Ice Cream's ghosts fly onto Jake's head and materialize on his head]
ICIce Cream
Ice cream... [Morty Rogers's ears shrink down to normal]
MRMorty Rogers
Huh... It worked! I'm a free bear! [laughs hysterically; jumps out the window and runs off in the distance]
..Well, now I'm a guy with these things on my head. I guess I'm just gonna roll with the punches.
Uh... Don't worry, man. I'm gonna pretend they're not even there.
BBMO
This is the greatest day of my liiiife!
[BMO falls out of trash compactor vent into a pile of debris]
DDebris
[spoke] "Who-who's there? Moe?"
BBMO
No, it's only me... BMO.
DDebris
"BMO? Oh, thank goodness. Oh, us so glad you're here."
BBMO
Who are you? Are you a MO too?
DDebris
"Oh, BMO, no, no, no. I am All MOs."
BBMO
All MOs? Uhh... I don't understand.
AMAll MOs
"Of course not. I'm so sorry. Let me explain." [flashback to an earlier point in time] "Peace had reigned at Moe's wondrous factory for a hundred hundred years. There was a place for every MO, and every MO was in its place. If you wanted a free hug, all you had to do was ask. No-one could say no. It was a rule. Until one fateful day—yesterday—when a mysterious viral signal somehow breached our firewall and was broadcast throughout the factory, instructing all us MOs to do somersaults into the trash compactor all day long..."
AMAll MOs
"And we've been trapped here all smushed together ever since."
BBMO
That's horrible, too. How... how do we get out?
AMAll MOs
"Well, that's why we're so glad you're here, BMO. You're the key, the key to escape. Only you can save us now."
Guys, I think this storm is more than just some scary clouds and weather junk. We've been treating each other like ding-dongs since we've been down here.
Duh! This bunker is the worst!
Nah, nah. I think this storm's carrying some major negative energy or something.
It's making us all go nanners! I think I can help, though. Let me show you what I've been working on.
[he clears his throat, takes a deep breath and starts whistling as birds chirping. Finn, LSP and BMO stare at Jake for a beat. He then mimics water and frog sounds; he takes a deep breath and makes forest sounds. BMO is moved and wipes off his tear]
BBMO
That is so beautiful!
[on the sea as a boat] Finn, I wanna turn back.
An annoying dragon wrecked our boat, I got poisoned by jellyfish and saw our dead parents. I don't see things de-escalating.
It's just a small bump. A-a bunch of small bumps.
No dumb island can be worth the risk!
Maybe not. But I can't turn back.
BBMO
This trip means a lot to you, huh?
Yeah, but why? Do you wanna find some humans and ditch us?
No! It's just... uh... [covers his mouth, starts crying] Okay... look... I'm really happy in Ooo. I love our mom and dad. But I don't know squat about humans. If I don't see this through, part of me will always be stuck to that boom boom leaf where Mom found me... still alone.
[BMO's avatar @MOD (a giant masculine body with three eyepatches) carries Finn and Jake's avatars to his sanctuary. A green, small-rounded, big nosed avatar named Vinny greets them]
VVinny
Well, look who it is! Welcome back to your palace, your majesty.
BBMO
Hi, Vinny! [slowly lowers Finn and Jake's avatars on the floor]
VVinny
Who's Vinny? I thought I was hereby known as "Get in heeyah!"
BBMO
I deserve that. I'm sorry I yelled at you. [touches a virtual screen] I've just been so zip-zopped-out over the bip-bops.
VVinny
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who let these two system dumps into the chat room? Know what I'm saying?!
BBMO
Yes, I do, Vinny. BRB. [opens a giant hole] I'm gonna go deep dope my ping-pong zilp-zorch.
BBMO
Vinny, can you hook my friends up with some BMO brand avies? [enters hole, closes]
VVinny
What's the magic password? [BMO opens hole]
BBMO
Please, Vinny. [closes hole]
[having a talk with BMO] So, you really don't want to come with us?
BBMO
You sure you don't want me to milk you up a fresh new style?
No, I'm used to it now. Why don't you want to come with us?
BBMO
I mean, I do want to go with you. But I am a beautiful, big man here. All of my instincts are in sync with this computer world. I'm really comfortable here.
BBMO
What's real? Your eyeballs think the sky is blue, but that's just sun rays farting apart through the barf of our atmosphere. The sky is black.
[Finn rides on Jake as they walk along a pinker, radically different version of Ooo]
Does everything seem... pinker to you?
Home always looks different after a long trip. You're seeing it with fresh eyes and newfound wisdom. And sometimes there's also a new strip mall or something. So everything being pink is probably not a big deal, and also, I'm tired. [BMO comes out of Finn's backpack]
BBMO
I like the pink. Why you worry so much, worry baby?
Ha, ha, yeah! Why you worry so much, worry baby?
BBMO
Don't worry, Finn. We're only teasing you because you're a baby.
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