[Finn and Jake stand up before a pile of ordinary, everyday objects]
Now that's a time machine.
Hey, sweetie! Sweetie, look! Your time machine's all ready!
Aw yeah, you havin' fun, dad?
Aw, anything for my baby pup.
OK. As long as you're having fun.
[laughing] Time machine! SHIPYOW!
[Jake presses a button, when suddenly the entire room gets covered in a red light. Finn and Jake scream while Jake Jr. is shouting in Korean and then everything suddenly stops]
Ha-ha! There it is! You see? The birdhouse door—it's right above the peg thingy. Why didn't I think of that? [laughing] Well, I guess that's it for this week. I'll see you crimpy glimmers on the-- what? What's that? You want to finish the grayble? [the screen is seen moving up and down, implying the viewer is shaking his head in confirmation] You want to see if you can still guess the theme? [the screen is seen left and right, implying the viewer is shaking his head in negation] You just want to see how it ends. [the screen is seen moving up and down, implying the viewer is shaking his head in confirmation] Well, let's get right to it, then. Ha-ha.
[The scene cuts back to the Tree Fort, the camera reveals the bright red lights are coming from BMO, making an alarm.]
STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER! [he is shown pointing toward Cinnamon Bun trying to take the night-light in form of Jake. As he continues saying "STRANGER!", Cinnamon Bun puts his finger before his lips, telling BMO to hush. Jake Jr. then walks up to BMO and types "ITS OK," making BMO disarm the alarm] Excuse me.
[puts BMO down and turns toward Cinnamon Bun] HEY! Why are you trying to steal my dad's stuff!?!
Hey, I need a night-light because I'm so scared!
Man, you can't steal, dummy. [Cinnamon Bun starts crying] Fine! [uses her hair to get the night-light and gives it to Cinnamon Bun] Here. NOW GET LOST!
[gasps; laughing] Yes! Take that, Princess Bubblegum! [leaves the Tree Fort in a hurry; Jake Jr. closes the door]
Jake Jr., I'm sorry for messing up your time travel.
Aw, that's OK. [pets BMO, making it smile] It was just make-believe, anyways.
O-ho-ho, was it? Then how do you explain tomorrow's newspaper?
[Jake is holding up newspaper with the headlines "Tomorrow's newspaper. JAKE JR. REAL COOL KID!"]
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