[Morty Rogers begins an incantation to transfer Chips and Ice Cream in his ears to Jake under the light of a full moon]
By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, I command these two imps that have taken possession of my ears to transfer onto the head of the being who is directly across from me and is currently eating Chips and Ice Cream!
[a moonbeam hits Chips and Ice Cream on Morty Rogers' ears; Chips and Ice Cream's ghosts fly onto Jake's head and materialize on his head]
Chips chips?
Ice cream... [Morty Rogers's ears shrink down to normal]
Huh... It worked! I'm a free bear! [laughs hysterically; jumps out the window and runs off in the distance]
..Well, now I'm a guy with these things on my head. I guess I'm just gonna roll with the punches.
Uh... Don't worry, man. I'm gonna pretend they're not even there.
Chips!
Ice cream!
This is the greatest day of my liiiife!
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