[entering the virtual reality world named "Better Reality"] Oh, wow. This place is objectively interesting.
“Imaginary Resources” · Season 8, Episode 23
In this episode: Finn the Human (3), BMO (2)
[BMO's avatar @MOD (a giant masculine body with three eyepatches) carries Finn and Jake's avatars to his sanctuary. A green, small-rounded, big nosed avatar named Vinny greets them]
VVinny
Well, look who it is! Welcome back to your palace, your majesty.
BBMO
Hi, Vinny! [slowly lowers Finn and Jake's avatars on the floor]
VVinny
Who's Vinny? I thought I was hereby known as "Get in heeyah!"
BBMO
I deserve that. I'm sorry I yelled at you. [touches a virtual screen] I've just been so zip-zopped-out over the bip-bops.
What?
VVinny
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who let these two system dumps into the chat room? Know what I'm saying?!
BBMO
Yes, I do, Vinny. BRB. [opens a giant hole] I'm gonna go deep dope my ping-pong zilp-zorch.
What?
BBMO
Vinny, can you hook my friends up with some BMO brand avies? [enters hole, closes]
VVinny
What's the magic password? [BMO opens hole]
BBMO
Please, Vinny. [closes hole]
VVinny
You got it, boss!
[having a talk with BMO] So, you really don't want to come with us?
BBMO
You sure you don't want me to milk you up a fresh new style?
No, I'm used to it now. Why don't you want to come with us?
BBMO
I mean, I do want to go with you. But I am a beautiful, big man here. All of my instincts are in sync with this computer world. I'm really comfortable here.
Yeah, but it's all fake.
BBMO
What's real? Your eyeballs think the sky is blue, but that's just sun rays farting apart through the barf of our atmosphere. The sky is black.
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