What?! Who dares enter the Ice Kingdom?!
Aw... Ice King's here...
You know why I'm here?! Do you know what ICE KING means!?!
Yeah, I know what Ice King means. A big NERD.
Oh-ho-ho! Holy cow!
It means I'm king of ice! This is my domain, and you're violating ice world law — trespassing!
Come on, brother, we're just tryin' to beat the heat.
Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, and he is so hot...
[hits Finn's arm suggestively] Mmm-hmm.
No, no, wait, I take that back. I-I mean, not like sexy hot...
No — no, you do mean sexy hot.
No! I mean—
I DON'T CARE!! This is my kingdom! You guys can't just scoot about on my land, willy-nilly, I've got rules here!
[sigh] Why don't you just try being cool?
WHAT!?! I am the king! I am the king of- of c-cool— [rambling] THAT'S IT!!!
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