This is a sign. The lower classes are getting cranky about the rich earning all of their money away from them. Can't they see this is in their best interest? How could we pay their salaries without using their money? We're on the verge of a class war.
S6 E8The Tuxedo Begins
You have no interest in helping me. You're one of them. What do you make, five figures?
LWLenny Wozniak
Forty grand a year. But don't let the woman who is blackmailing me know that.
And the police have no interest in helping me either – despite the hundreds of dollars a year I pay in taxes!
PPaul
Yawns are contagious. Like all the Thai STDs my penis is about to give you.
Liddy is at a baby leadership conference this week. The timing is perfect.
I know what you're doing. The first time I got mugged I didn't leave my room for a week. I hid. But not in a tuxedo. All I had was a Chewbacca costume made out of used hair extensions. It made me feel invincible. Like someone who wouldn't get scared and freeze up when they got mugged.
Perfectly executed Chewbacca sound!
Miss Lemon, are you okay? Aw! You smell like when the Stone Mountain tire fire joined up with the corpse fire, and then swept through the downtown manure district. It was our fault for letting those high schoolers dance at their prom.
S6 E9Leap Day
TThad
And you – you were the star of The Sound of Music.
Thank you. Not everyone thinks of the young Nazi boy as the star of that show.
LLutz
Poke your eye, pull your hair, you forgot what clothes to wear!
The hell?!
LLutz
You're not wearing yellow and blue on Leap Day.
So what? Leap Day is not a thing.
[singing] Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea; will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?
What the crap is going on in here?
Why, Leap Day William is visiting!
Leap Day William?
Miss Lemon, did you not grow up with Leap Day William? He lives in the Mariana Trench, he emerges every four years to trade children's tears for candy.
What? No. But White Haven was founded by the Amish, and we really only celebrated their holidays.
JCJim Carrey as Leap Day William
Merry Leap Day, everybody!
PPasserby
Hey, take a leap, pal!
JCJim Carrey as Leap Day William
That's the spirit!
LDLeap Day William
Well, I guess we all learned something tonight about love and friendship, about taking chances, about the true meaning of Leap Day. But, these lessons aren't good just for every four years. No. They're good every year. Because we should live every day as if it's Leap Day, and every Leap Day as if it's your last. Oh, and if you should ever see an old man in a blue suit busting out of the middle of the ocean, take the time to say howdy. It might just be worth your while.
S6 E10Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky
‘Cause living a lie will eat you up inside. Like that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak.
Wow, Jay Mo. You sound like a cop. And I should know. My uncle was a cop. In a porno.
Tracy, every blond actress in the business has done a pilot about a tough but pretty lady cop with special abilities. Mine was called Good Looking. I played Alexis Goodlooking, who was also good looking, and my special ability was being good at looking for clues.
LLynn
Ma'am, I am in a Mexican prison gang. You kill me, Los Tiburones will greenlight a 187 on you, and you don't want that kind of heat.
S6 E11Standards and Practices
I feel like Oscar the Grouch today. And not just ‘cause I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.
In college, I once went on a hunger strike to protest apartheid...
Oh, you're the one who solved that? Thank you soooo much!
I finally understand the ending of The Sixth Sense. Those names are the people who worked on the movie!
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