This is a sign. The lower classes are getting cranky about the rich earning all of their money away from them. Can't they see this is in their best interest? How could we pay their salaries without using their money? We're on the verge of a class war.
“The Tuxedo Begins” · Season 6, Episode 8
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (3), Tracy Jordan (1), Kenneth Parcell (1)
You have no interest in helping me. You're one of them. What do you make, five figures?
LWLenny Wozniak
Forty grand a year. But don't let the woman who is blackmailing me know that.
And the police have no interest in helping me either – despite the hundreds of dollars a year I pay in taxes!
PPaul
Yawns are contagious. Like all the Thai STDs my penis is about to give you.
Liddy is at a baby leadership conference this week. The timing is perfect.
I know what you're doing. The first time I got mugged I didn't leave my room for a week. I hid. But not in a tuxedo. All I had was a Chewbacca costume made out of used hair extensions. It made me feel invincible. Like someone who wouldn't get scared and freeze up when they got mugged.
Perfectly executed Chewbacca sound!
Miss Lemon, are you okay? Aw! You smell like when the Stone Mountain tire fire joined up with the corpse fire, and then swept through the downtown manure district. It was our fault for letting those high schoolers dance at their prom.
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