‘Cause living a lie will eat you up inside. Like that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak.
“Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky” · Season 6, Episode 10
In this episode: Liz Lemon (1), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1)
Wow, Jay Mo. You sound like a cop. And I should know. My uncle was a cop. In a porno.
Tracy, every blond actress in the business has done a pilot about a tough but pretty lady cop with special abilities. Mine was called Good Looking. I played Alexis Goodlooking, who was also good looking, and my special ability was being good at looking for clues.
LLynn
Ma'am, I am in a Mexican prison gang. You kill me, Los Tiburones will greenlight a 187 on you, and you don't want that kind of heat.
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