Just get him [Tracy] back in time for the show. I have a very full plate.
Really? Is it from that pie place?
And I'm tired of going to bat for you and your show.
Oh. Ok. Fine. But just to be clear....
There is no pie!
S5 E20100: Parts 1 & 2
S5 E22Everything Sunny All The Time Always
When she's ready, Dr. Kevorkian says we have to put her down. He's a very good paediatrician but that is an unfortunate name.
S5 E23Respawn
I've just had a hard couple of months. Work has been crazy, and I went through a bad break up, and then there was this plastic bag that represented my death.
Sounds like you can use a little R&R. Rum and Ritalin.
PPaul
This is a conservative top, Jenna. And I hate to be the stereotypical man, but this is my home and I want to wear this blouse.
S6 E1Dance Like Nobody's Watching
This thing's a real cash cow - unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
S6 E2Idiots are People Two
Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
DRDenise Richards
Don't talk to me like I'm stupid! I played a nucular psychiatrist in a James Bonk movie!
S6 E3Idiots are People Three
CCriss
You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes!
If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
Kelsey Grammer (performing as Abraham Lincoln): I know that future generations will forge a stronger country, and that, someday, America will be a place... where everybody knows your name.
S6 E4The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell
AAmy
Ugh, I hate it when they put the movie poster on the cover of the book that the movie is based on.
Let me imagine what Peeta Mallark looks like, and how his arms smell of bread.
S6 E5Today You Are a Man
AAccountant
My son Adam is a huge, huge fan!
Yes, many of our viewers are obese.
Whatever you do, don't speak first. Ninety percent of negotiations are lost by the person who speaks first. Because what is speaking a sign of?
AMAudience member
...weakness?
You - out. Fired.
S6 E6Hey Baby, What's Wrong?
Oh, Diana, you're here, I thought you'd be at the house.
Oh yes, I dropped my bags off and shook hands with the baby but I wanted to come talk to you about Avery's situation.
Extracting an American from North Korea is a, ah, is a lot more difficult than arranging a round robin paddle tennis tournament.
What about arranging three round robin paddle tennis tournaments?
You know what? Avery loved a good fight. She used to call the cable company to dispute our bill just for the sport of it. She wouldn't stand for this dog and pony show.
I've organized several dog and pony shows and I'm offended by what you're implying.
How are you Avery's mother?
We have several things in common, Jack. We both married much, much older men -- which can be hard, or more often flaccid.
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