Poke your eye, pull your hair, you forgot what clothes to wear!
The hell?!
You're not wearing yellow and blue on Leap Day.
So what? Leap Day is not a thing.
[singing] Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea; will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?
What the crap is going on in here?
Why, Leap Day William is visiting!
Leap Day William?
Miss Lemon, did you not grow up with Leap Day William? He lives in the Mariana Trench, he emerges every four years to trade children's tears for candy.
What? No. But White Haven was founded by the Amish, and we really only celebrated their holidays.
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