I like you, Kenneth, but you do not want to mess with me right now. I am in the middle of a RAGING PERIOD... of economic turmoil.
S4 E1Season 4
Every division of the company is reaching out to the middle of the country. Our new mammogram machine is called the "Git 'R Done 2000".
S4 E2Into the Crevasse
I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Lemon, let me tell you a little story. It was 1994, and I was ice climbing when I fell into a crevasse and hurt my leg. There was only one way out, so fighting every natural instinct I have, I did the thing I hated the most. I climbed down into the darkness. And when I came back to camp, I went to the person who cut my line and said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."
S4 E3Stone Mountain
Orange and black decorations? Is this Halloween, or Princeton Parents' weekend? I don't know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin...
It's Halloween, sir.
Proud it is.
Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.
I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
The television audience doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing...
Just say Jewish Jack, this is taking forever.
S4 E4Audition Day
That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics... this February on NBC.
It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
He's evil, Tracy!
He's evil Tracy? Oh, "He's evil" [comma], "Tracy."
S4 E5The Problem Solvers
Do I look okay?
CCerie
That's exactly how you look.
Mr. Baker wants to do everything for himself. I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
S4 E6Sun Tea
Drama is like gay-man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.
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