Drama is like gay-man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.
“Sun Tea” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1), Kenneth Parcell (1)
What made you change your mind?
Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
Well, I hope he made me an acrosse helmet so I don't get hurt playing acrosse! [seeing Jack's confused stare] Now come on, that's pretty solid for a guy who just came out of an hallucination.
What have children ever done for us?
Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
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