I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
“Into the Crevasse” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (1), Liz Lemon (1), Tracy Jordan (1)
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Lemon, let me tell you a little story. It was 1994, and I was ice climbing when I fell into a crevasse and hurt my leg. There was only one way out, so fighting every natural instinct I have, I did the thing I hated the most. I climbed down into the darkness. And when I came back to camp, I went to the person who cut my line and said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."
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