Tracy Jordan quotes from 30 Rock

Jack

Liddy is at a baby leadership conference this week. The timing is perfect.

Tracy

I know what you're doing. The first time I got mugged I didn't leave my room for a week. I hid. But not in a tuxedo. All I had was a Chewbacca costume made out of used hair extensions. It made me feel invincible. Like someone who wouldn't get scared and freeze up when they got mugged.

Young Tracy

Perfectly executed Chewbacca sound!

Tracy

Wow, Jay Mo. You sound like a cop. And I should know. My uncle was a cop. In a porno.

Jenna

Tracy, every blond actress in the business has done a pilot about a tough but pretty lady cop with special abilities. Mine was called Good Looking. I played Alexis Goodlooking, who was also good looking, and my special ability was being good at looking for clues.

Liz

In college, I once went on a hunger strike to protest apartheid...

Tracy

Oh, you're the one who solved that? Thank you soooo much!

Tracy

Jenna, I've been thinking...

Jenna

But Tracy, you're a celebrity.