My shoes are bigger.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
You're wearing sandals.
They're pretty thick.
They're just sandals, they're normal sandals.
Zoey 101 · Season 4
My shoes are bigger.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
You're wearing sandals.
They're pretty thick.
They're just sandals, they're normal sandals.
So, we're good?
We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys?
Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing)
Hey, I'm gonna go shoot some hoops.
Who cares what you do?
Look at you! How can you not get mad?!
'Cause I'm too smart for you. And you. And you!
Smell my breath!
No!
Smell it! Does it smell like cookie in here? (he breathes in Logan's face)
Gross! NEVER do that again!
(Quinn is playing with an art program on her computer to mess up a picture of Mark)
What'cha doing?
Mangling Mark's face.
This is not a good use of your time.
Well, it makes me feel better!
Uh-oh, Zoey says I'm late.
For what?
I don't know. But she's my girlfriend, and says I'm late. So the best thing would be for me to run.
Oh, God...you guys aren't gonna be one of those couples, aren't you?
I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?
Okay. (she does)
(Logan rides past Quinn sitting on a bench and crying so he turns his Jet-X around and parks it by the bench)
What's your problem?
Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.
Have you been crying? What's wrong?
Nothing!
C'mon. Talk to me.
Mark broke up with me.
Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped...(Quinn has a hurt look on her face)...Broken up with.
Yeah, after two years.
Why did he dump...(Quinn looks hurt)...break up with you?
'Cuz he fell for Brooke Margolin.
Oh, she's hot...(Quinn gives him a "Why would you say that?" look)...hot-ish.
(Quinn rolls her eyes and it transitions to Michael and the horse)
(to the horse) You gotta quit following me around. (walks ahead then horse neighs) This is a school. You are not enrolled in it. Now, please, just go on home. (starts to walk away but horse follows) Will you stop following me around everywhere? Look, I'm not your owner and I'm not your friend. There, I said it.
(Zoey runs up to them, looking worried and running late)
Michael.
What?
Can I use your Jet-X?
It's back in my dorm.
Oh, man!
What's the problem?
I laid down in the lounge to take a 5 minute nap, which turned into a 45 minute nap, and if I don't get to class in...(checks her phone for the time)...four minutes, Mr. Thatcher's gonna give me a zero and ruin my life.
Well, uh...(looks at the horse)...I'll get you there...(jumps on horse)...give me your hand.
Where did you get a horse?
No time for questions. Give me your hand. (Zoey reaches out to Michael, who gets her up on the horse. They ride off for class)
This is insane.
(Transitions back to Quinn and Logan on the bench)
I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.
Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.
I don't hate him, I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.
Why do you say that?
I don't know, I mean, we all know you're weird...(Quinn looks away slightly insulted)...but you're smart, pretty, and you're kinda fun.
Thanks.
Sure, and why are you dressed like that?
I was trying to compete with Brooke.
Well, don't.
(Logan puts on Quinn's glasses)
There's Quinn.
(they kiss until Zoey and Michael ride past on the horse)
Weirdest. Day. Ever.
Uh-huh.
(they slide away to opposite ends of the bench and avoid looking at each other, and then the scene transitions again)
Do you think he knows we're dating?
He might, which is really bad!
I know! ...Wanna go make out?
Absolutely!
And you'll fix it?
Yes, I'm Zoey, you new? Come on, Dustin.
[Zoey starts to leave, but Dustin is staring at Lola, who is wearing her bikini]
...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying "Quit looking at my boobs.")
I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.
(Lola screams as she waves herself around trying to get it off her)
[trying to knit her sweater] I am going to FIX you! ...After I eat that pudding. [she takes the pudding bowl from the pool table, but Michael takes it out of her hands]
So that's it?!
That's just it?!
Yep!
So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?
Uh-huh.
He wouldn't even listen to us.
He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.
Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!
AND Del Figgalo!
Well, Mark probably deserved it.
But he was your boyfriend.
Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.
I'm outraged! Out-raged!
Me, too!
Now calm down. Have a capucchino.
We're gonna dish out a little comeuppance.
The little thing you wear on your tuxedo?
You're lame.
You're dumb!
Leave him alone!
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