Zoey 101 · Season 2
(Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)
Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)
You interrupted tune time!
Lola asked me out!
Well, my goodness.
Yeah.
You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.
Dude, this is serious!
I'm being serious! Lola's hot!
So, you think I should go out with her.
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Ok, who is she?
Who is who?
The girl you like.
What makes you think I like someone?
'Cause I'm smart. So, who is she? Does she go to PCA?
Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.
Okay, tell you what. We'll take you to see Restless in Love, but you girls are paying.
Actually, you know what I'd rather see?
What?
The jerk in the fountain.
Jerk in the fountain? What are you- [she pushes him into the fountain] OK, that was ridiculous!
Zoey! Would you rather...be stuck in an elevator for three days, or...make out with a monkey?
Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!
Baby.
Let's see you kiss a monkey!
Bring me a monkey.
Maybe I will!
Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah, they're up there right now on Neptune saying: [in alien voice] Hey, did you know Chase loves Zoey? Why, yes I do, the whole galaxy knows; Nahahahaha.
You talk SO much.
The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?
Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan walks in] brusselsprouts!
I told you, I'm not going to tell zoey I love her. I sent you a text.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did. See? [hands Michael his TechMate]
(nervously) Uh, you didn't send it to me.
I didn't?
No.
Then, who'd I send it to?
Z-Zoey.
(nervously) Z-Zoey?
[nods slowly]
[grabs TechMate] Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Michael. Oh my God!
(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!
Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!
Where's the fire alarm?
Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)
Fire!
Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)
Morning, Kazu.
How bad was the fire?
Look, we all feel bad enough about the fire!
Feeling bad doesn't fill my gut with raw fish, now does it, cupcake?! I am TICKED OFF!
Have you ever thought about an anger management class?
That's it, Matthews. You just got yourself a slice of revenge pie!
Don't you think you're being a little hard on the boy?
You too, Starky! Revenge pie!
You're going back to Japan?
No, I'm from Birmingham.
Oh.
Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you.
My wife? Uh, tell her I'm not here!
Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there.
Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!? CARL!?!
[takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs!
[a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming]
Thank you, Quinn.
You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet.
No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R.
Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do.
Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class.
I-I-I apologize.
Ha!
"Z".
Oh.
[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola]
Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?
To go...be with her....alpaca.
Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.
Could this be more annoying?
No.
I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.
Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.
I...am offended.
Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?
Yeah, she sure did.
Weird.
Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?
And a hula skirt?
Uh-huh.
He did.
Weirder.
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