You're fast!
Maybe you're just slow.
Harsh.
S1Defending Dustin
HHerb
Close the door and sit down. I am very upset with you, Mr. Finch.
KKeith
You're not the principal.
HHerb
No back sass!
KKeith
Who are you?
HHerb
I happen to be the Dean of Discipline.
KKeith
Dean of--
HHerb
Stop speaking!
KKeith
OK.
HHerb
I understand you've been harassing some of the younger students. Is that correct?
KKeith
Well, I--
HHerb
Don't even think about lying!
KKeith
Yeah, I guess I have.
HHerb
You guess?!
KKeith
Yes!
HHerb
Yes what? Come on, say it, Finch. Tell me!
KKeith
I-I-I pick on people.
HHerb
You mean you used to?
KKeith
Huh?
HHerb
If I ever hear of you bothering any student on the PCA campus, especially younger ones, I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand me?!?!
KKeith
Yes, sir, except for the giraffe part.
HHerb
Get out!
KKeith
Yes sir!
Herb, you were great!
Yeah, I was outside and you had me shaking!
HHerb
Really, I was good!
Are you kidding me?
That was the best acting any janitor has ever done!
HHerb
Now if you'll excuse me there is a clogged toilet in the gym calling my name.
S1Prank Week
You know what I'm saying?
You don't even know what you're saying!
Chase, thank you so much!
It’s okay, but, actually, it wasn’t me.
Michael?
Not me.
Then who was it? (Chase and Michael point to Logan) Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA?
If you weren't around, who else would I pick on?
I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this?
Technically, sir, you did just ask again.
Chase!
Sorry.
(crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys!
I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.
No, they're all dumb and gross.
Hey, Quinn, did you hear the news? This is our last semester here.
Can't talk. Plotting revenge.
I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again)
Aw, it's a bunny with a PCA shirt on!
Chase picked it out.
Why do you tell people?
Do girls know anything?
I know how to make you cry.
What are you gonna do? Kiss me?
You wish!
Yeah I do! (laughs)
BMr. Bradford
All right. Just stop my daddy from peeing and no one gets expelled.
S1Jet X
SMr. Savage
Do you know what this is?
Some kind of scooter?
SMr. Savage
(Buzzing noise) Wrong!
Sorry.
Where's the off button on this?
Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.
True.
(on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock!
(to Michael) I rock!
You´re OK.
You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!
What?!
What?!
I didn't know what to say!
Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around.
I did.
And?
He gave me 50 bucks to shut up.
Okay! Shut up. So, why are you guys fighting?
Uh... Uh... he said... he said I have bushy hair!
Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.
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