“Defending Dustin” · Season 1
In this episode: Chase Matthews (4), Zoey Brooks (4), Michael Barret (1), Nicole Bristow (1)
You gotta hide Elvis.
Who's Elvis?
Our dog!
Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?
Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.
But our DA smelled a dog!
DA, short for Dorm Adviser.
I know.
OK...that's short for okay
Stop it!
Well, anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.
(To Zoey) Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You've never been hurt?
No, not by a big, dumb bully.
Well, then, maybe it's time. (he starts giving her noogies) Oh, yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money.
Quit it!
Give me your lunch money or I'll.... (Zoey bites his arm) Oww, did you bite me?
Maybe.
Oh, it's on.
You're fast!
Maybe you're just slow.
Harsh.
Close the door and sit down. I am very upset with you, Mr. Finch.
You're not the principal.
No back sass!
Who are you?
I happen to be the Dean of Discipline.
Dean of--
Stop speaking!
OK.
I understand you've been harassing some of the younger students. Is that correct?
Well, I--
Don't even think about lying!
Yeah, I guess I have.
You guess?!
Yes!
Yes what? Come on, say it, Finch. Tell me!
I-I-I pick on people.
You mean you used to?
Huh?
If I ever hear of you bothering any student on the PCA campus, especially younger ones, I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand me?!?!
Yes, sir, except for the giraffe part.
Get out!
Yes sir!
Herb, you were great!
Yeah, I was outside and you had me shaking!
Really, I was good!
Are you kidding me?
That was the best acting any janitor has ever done!
Now if you'll excuse me there is a clogged toilet in the gym calling my name.
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