TV show quotes
You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet.
No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R.
Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do.
Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class.
I-I-I apologize.
Ha!
"Z".
Oh.
[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola]
Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?
To go...be with her....alpaca.
Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.
Could this be more annoying?
No.
I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.
Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.
I...am offended.
Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?
Yeah, she sure did.
Weird.
Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?
And a hula skirt?
Uh-huh.
He did.
Weirder.
Did you tell Zoey yet?
Not yet.
Man, when you gonna tell her?
Soon.
You better.
I'm gonna tell her.
Tell who what?
You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!
No!
Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
What's up with all the items?
Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!
Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.
Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
No nuclear experiments...
No genetic mutations...
No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]
And...no that!
Whatever that is...
Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
(breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!
(exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
(also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Why don't you just flip a coin?
In love with me?! Chase?!
(sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
Ginny, come here!
What's up?
'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
Chase...
Thanks for playing!
Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends!
And you're Fa-Crazy!
Timeout!
What?!
I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!
I'm not going to go sit on the-
ROCK!
May I suggest something please?
What?
Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
I guess so.
Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself)
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