Leichter quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto Kaiba

[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.

Look guys, up there!

Tristan!

Joey

That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]

Duke

It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!

I'm not alone in here!

Today's special is-- five for one!

And the verdict is in.

Our combined force will destroy you!

They're all using Tristan's body!

Give him back!

Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.

[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!

Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!

All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!

Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!

Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!

Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!

[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.

Now, let's duel, Yugi!

You five are on!

Let's do this… for Tristan!

Joey

Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!

Are you sure?

Joey

Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!

Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.

Fine, Yugi. Five on two.

HA! You just played a magic card which triggers my Volstgalph's special ability! So it gains 200 attack points!

Now is that so? He won't be around for much longer, anyway! For I summon my Fairy Lily!

Joey

Ha! Looks like she's only got 400 attack points, Leichter!

Looks can be deceiving, Joey.

I give up 2,000 Life Points to increase her power! Lily, destroy his Des Volstgalph!

That maneuver cost you more Life Points than it cost me.

Not exactly. 'Cause I'm about to restore mine with my Sebek's Blessing magic card!

Joey

What's the deal with that card?

It increases Leichter's Life Points by the same number of Life Points I just lost.

Exactly. And if my math is correct, that gives me 1,000 more Life Points! And finally I'll place one more card facedown. Soon, we'll claim four more of your bodies leaving your minds trapped here!

Joey

Yuge, we gotta do something and fast!

Celebrating so soon?

Joey

Yeah, why?

You may have destroyed my trap card, but my Fairy Lily is still the strongest monster on the field, Mr. Wheeler. Once I power her up again, she'll wipe out your Jinzo and your Life Points!

Joey, Leichter is right! Her special ability allows him to raise her attack points higher than any other monster on the field!

Joey

Oh, yeah.

But then again, attack points aren't everything, are they, Joey?

My five Deck Masters, come forth! I call you all to the field! First, the unstoppable Jinzo!

Then, I summon the almighty Deepsea Warrior!

Followed by the cunning Nightmare Penguin!

Next, I'll call Judge Man to the stand.

And finally, I'll summon the superior Robotic Knight.

Now listen to me, my five Deck Masters. I command all of you to join together to form a creature of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold, the ultimate monster, my Five-Headed Dragon!

We've faced this beast, before!

Joey

I know! How could I forget?! It was the last time we fought the Cyber Creeps! That super dragon took out my monster, and me with it! Let's just hope my luck is better than it was last time.

Well, the good news it, Leichter's dragon can't attack until his next turn.

Joey

That's a relief. We have one turn to stop it.

Hold on, I forgot to mention... my dragon destroys every one of your magic, trap and monster cards as soon as it's summoned!

I demand an explanation, Johnson.

You said Wheeler would hold Yugi back!

Instead, he's the reason why they're ahead of us!

[last words] Well... d... don't look at me!

Well? Now it's time for you five to give Tristan his body back.

I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone who believes in playing fair!

Joey

[shocked] Say what?! All right, it's go time!

As you wish!

Oh no!

Now to take five more bodies!

Hey! What's going on?!

[voice-over] Breaking my rules again, are we?!

[looks up] Noah!

[voice-over] You five fools have failed me for the last time!

[shocked] What's going on?!

[shocked] What's happening?!

Joey

They disappeared!

Oh, no! They took Tristan's body away with them!

Tristan

I don't believe it! I'll be stuck in this monkey suit for the rest of my life! And I'm feeling more like a monkey and less like me every second. This stinks!

[hugs Tristan] I'm here for you, Tristan.

Tristan

On second thought, I can learn to live with this.

Master Noah!

The five of you are pathetic! Right, Mokuba? I hired you to defeat Seto and his friends!

Give us another chance! We'll put them out of business!

Too late for that, Gansley!

Please, Noah! Help us! We need these bodies to escape!

[last words] We've been stuck in this virtual abyss for what seems like forever!

[last words] You can save us. Give us those bodies and we'll help you take over Kaiba Corp!

[laughs] You help me? I’d be better off with five baboons than you fools. It’s time for you to leave for good! Is that clear?

[last words] "Leave for good?!" Please reconsider, sir!

As my father would say… Your work is unacceptable and therefore you must be eliminated now. [laughing] I think I’ll imprison each of you in a different corner of my world… forever!

Now it’s time I challenge Seto personally. [laughing] I'll prove once and for all that I'm the true heir to the Kaiba empire!