Nezbitt quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[last words] That won't work now. Last time you summoned Master of Dragon Soldier.

Pegasus

Now, gentlemen, Let's see if I understand your proposition. Seto kaiba has abandoned his corporate station, And now you five wish to seize control of kaibacorp. You then want to merge with my company, And you'd like me to handle any messy details, yes?

Precisely, mr. Pegasus. With our money and your leadership, We will easily take control of kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Do tell.

For our plan to succeed, Kaiba must be taken out of the picture... Permanently.

However, there is one catch. As per the corporate by laws, Only a kaiba family member can legally control kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Hmm.

To that end, pegasus, We recommend kidnapping kaiba's brother mokuba. In name, he will control kaibacorp, But we will control him.

Do these things for us And we will lay all of kaibacorp's technology at your feet.

Pegasus

Agreed. The elder kaiba shall meet with an accident, And the younger kaiba will be captured.

Excellent. But we have one final condition.

The brat who beat kaiba Has tarnished kaibacorp's good name, And we must insist that you restore it.

Pegasus

Well, how fortuitous. Plans for me to duel Yugi are already under way. Now, to show that I truly am the man for this job-- Kemo, bring me young Kaiba, would you?

Mokuba

Noooo! Aah! Unh! Let me go, you creeps. I heard everything, and when I tell my big brother, you're gonna--

Pegasus

You see, gentlemen? This is how efficiently You can expect me to handle our business. Young Kaiba is captured, Yugi will be defeated, And Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Duke

All right, my Deck Master is gonna be Strike Ninja!

I pick… uh, Goddess with the Third Eye.

Tristan

I choose Super Roboyarou.

And I'll be acting as my own Deck Master, Robotic Knight. And just to make this duel more interesting, we'll be battling above a sea of radioactive waste. Play by the rules and you won't fall in. There's one regulation in particular I'll be strictly enforcing. Under no circumstances are any of you to discuss your strategy with one another. Break this rule and you'll plummet into the toxic abyss below!

Tristan, wait! How can I duel without your advice?

Tristan

You can do this! Just believe in yourself!

The female shall begin this battle. Engage!

Whatever you say. [draws] Here goes! Let's see. Which card should I play? Ahh, that's the one! Now, I'm going to summon Shadow Tamer, in attack mode!

Tristan

[speechless] Wait! In attack mode?!

Oh, I didn't mess up already, did I?

Tristan

[thinking] That monster is too weak to play in attack mode!

I'm terrible. Sorry.

Tristan

Nah, you did just fine. Really! You're a natural!

Duke

[thinking] Yeah, a natural disaster.

I'll end my turn now.

Tristan

All right, Nezbitt! My move! [thinking] I've gotta lead this metal meathead away from Serenity's monster! [speaking] So now I play Cyber Commander! Come and get me, punk!

Duke

[thinking] Tristan played a weaker monster than Serenity so Nezbitt will attack him instead! [speaking] I guess it's up to me now! Let's see.

Tristan

[thinking] Come on, Duke. Use your head for once! Just play a lame monster so Robo-Geek will attack you instead of blasting for Serenity!

Duke

I summon The 13th Grave now, in defense mode!

Tristan

[thinking] Way to look out for your teammates, Duke.

Duke

I'll stop here.

It's time for me to accelerate into high gear, with this! Giga-Tech Wolf! Attack the female's Shadow Tamer!

Tristan

Oh, no! He went after Serenity's monster!

[heartbroken over the loss of Tristan; thinking] I ruined everything! Thanks to me, Tristan is… who knows where?!

Duke

Serenity, we may be able to bring Tristan back, but we gotta play our best! Now it's time for you to get up, brush yourself off, and duel! Serenity! [Serenity doesn't respond back; thinking] It's no use. [speaking] All right, we'll skip her turn!

Very well. It makes no difference to me.

Duke

[draws a Dice Dungeon field spell card; thinking] Awesome! This is gonna be tricky, but if it works, it could pay off big time. I just need a little luck. [speaking] I activate Dimensionhole! This magic card removes a monster from the field for one turn and I'm using it on my own monster, Dark Assailant! So your Machine King loses 100 attack points since my Dark Assailant is no longer on the field to give him extra power. And it gets better… check out this magic card!

Play whatever you'd like. There's absolutely nothing that can save you now.

Duke

Is that so? Not even this?

A Dice Dungeon magic card?

Duke

You don't know me, but let's just say I know a thing or two about dice. And now it's time for me to roll you right out of this duel, 'cause I'm changing this card game into a dice game! Now, I activate Dimension Dice and Dice Dungeon! This transforms the playing field into a dice board.

What exactly do you plan to do with this dice game of yours?

Duke

You'll find out soon enough, Nezbitt, when my high rolling sends you back to the junkyard!

I'm afraid you'll need a lot more than a few dice to dismantle a super human machine like myself, so make your move!

Duke

For starters, I'll sacrifice Yaranzo and The 13th Grave. This allows me to summon a super human creature of my own. Meet Orgoth the Relentless! Now you longer have those two monsters to give power to your Machine King, which means old tinfoil pants loses 200 more attack points! And now that that's out of the way, it's time for us to start our dice game, and this is how it's gonna work. We'll each pick a monster to step onto the dice board and we'll take turns rolling the die.

As you wish, foolish boy. I'll choose my still-powerful Machine King.

Duke

And I'll place Orgoth on the board. All right, I roll first! The die will determine my monster's strength. [the dice lands on a six] Oh, yeah, six, baby! That roll doubles its attack points. Not bad at all. Let's see… that gives Orgoth a total of 5,000 points. Time to see what Machine King's power will be.

Then commence dice roll!

Duke

Ha! You rolled a measly one! That means Machine King loses 1,000 attack points!

Are you making these regulations up as you go?

Duke

Check the rulebook. Now the fun starts! Orgoth, prepare for assault! Now attack his Machine King with Diamond Blade Strike! This one's for Tristan! Goodbye, Machine King. Hello, scrap pile!

[thinking] As Joey and Yugi would say, "I have to trust my cards."

Duke

Serenity, you already know everything you need to in order to beat this guy!

Right! [thinking] I just have to remember everything Tristan taught me that day… [Flashback to her and Tristan's Duel Monsters strategy talk on the train] So I have to sacrifice my weak monster to summon a stronger one! Well… That means if I want to summon the strong monster in my hand, I have to get rid of my weaker Lady Panther, first! Maybe this game isn't so tough after all! So here goes… [speaking] I sacrifice my Lady Panther so I can summon Marie the Fallen One! Good!

Duke

[thinking] I hope Serenity's getting the hang of this, 'cause if she messes this up now, Nezbitt will win the duel in his next turn!

[thinking] I've got the monsters I want… Now I need that Polymerization card so I can fuse them together!

Serenity.

Was that you?

Fear not, Serenity. As your Deck Master, I carry with me a very special ability. The power of fusion. I have the ability to combine two or more of your monsters together without the need for a Polymerization card. But, you must discard one magic card in order to activate my ability.

Okay, now feast your eyes on this little number, Nezbitt! First I'll dispose of this magic card, so then I can activate the special ability of my Deck Master!

Fusion vision…go!

Goddess with the Third Eye, fuse together Marie the Fallen One and The Forgiving Maiden to form… St. Joan!

Impressive. But I'm afraid your monster isn't powerful enough to take me on. [Tristan's Command Angel glows, raising St. Joan's attack points by 400] What's going on? This can't be!

Duke

Awesome! Command Angel's special power kicked in! It raised the strength of every fairy monster on the field, including St. Joan!

Thanks to Tristan's monster card, we can still do this!

Now her St. Joan has 3200 attack points.

Yeah, but his Perfect Machine King still has more points. St. Joan needs another power boost!

You four are absolutely pathetic! You lost your duels, So you decided to just take what you wanted by force. Which is something I won't tolerate! Is that clear!? I hired you fools to duel for me. So by losing and then cheating you make me look weak!

Let us explain, Please...sir!

We understand that you have laws But we must escape from this place!

And to do that we need bodies!

You already have one. That Tristan kid!

One won't do! Sir...we need five bodies so we can all escape!

Greetings. I just came to say farewell before I go. Now that I have a body of my own I'm ready to escape to the real world!

Nezbitt!

Technically, my robots and I are the only ones that won a duel. So Tristan's body belongs to me now. A deal's a deal, right gentlemen!?

You lost that duel!

Crump is right, those kids defeated you Nezbitt!

Therefore that body isn't your property! You're guilty of seizing control of somebody else's personal possession!

Not quite.

I'm the one calling all the shots here So I'll decide what's wrong and right.

So can I go?

Not yet, I have a much better idea, So listen up.

Huh?

All five of you will share Tristan's body in a duel against Seto's strongest rival, Yugi Muto. Defeat him and I'll prove once and for all That I deserve control of Seto's empire! And you'll get five bodies.

We won't fail you... Master.

We can't. The odds of us disappointing you are zero percent.

Thank you sir. Good day.

[Thinking] It better be!

Seto Kaiba

[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.

Look guys, up there!

Tristan!

Joey

That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]

Duke

It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!

I'm not alone in here!

Today's special is-- five for one!

And the verdict is in.

Our combined force will destroy you!

They're all using Tristan's body!

Give him back!

Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.

[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!

Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!

All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!

Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!

Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!

Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!

[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.

Now, let's duel, Yugi!

You five are on!

Let's do this… for Tristan!

Joey

Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!

Are you sure?

Joey

Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!

Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.

Fine, Yugi. Five on two.

My five Deck Masters, come forth! I call you all to the field! First, the unstoppable Jinzo!

Then, I summon the almighty Deepsea Warrior!

Followed by the cunning Nightmare Penguin!

Next, I'll call Judge Man to the stand.

And finally, I'll summon the superior Robotic Knight.

Now listen to me, my five Deck Masters. I command all of you to join together to form a creature of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold, the ultimate monster, my Five-Headed Dragon!

We've faced this beast, before!

Joey

I know! How could I forget?! It was the last time we fought the Cyber Creeps! That super dragon took out my monster, and me with it! Let's just hope my luck is better than it was last time.

Well, the good news it, Leichter's dragon can't attack until his next turn.

Joey

That's a relief. We have one turn to stop it.

Hold on, I forgot to mention... my dragon destroys every one of your magic, trap and monster cards as soon as it's summoned!